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Topic: Yet another US mass shooting today

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #84,253

Remember, nothing to do with guns.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #968,368

It happened in Aurora, Illinois. I hope Wayne and Garth are okay.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #968,385

Was he just late term aborting the people?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #968,394

@previous (C)
10/10

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #968,396

This problem can easily be solved the same way the "national emergency" at the border can be solved: with 'thoughts and prayers'.

? joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #968,397

not only nothing to do with guns
but i propose adding more guns to circulation
gimme gimme

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #968,401

@previous (?)

> not only nothing to do with guns
> but i propose adding more guns to circulation
> gimme gimme

guns aren't free you need money to trade for guns

? replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #968,413

@previous (G)
if we have enough guns around they'll be basically free
infinite guns

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #968,415

@previous (?)

> if we have enough guns around they'll be basically free
> infinite guns

what about bullets

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #968,428

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #968,446

@968,396 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Have your thoughts and prayers solved the "national emergency" at the border?

Have your thoughts and prayers cured cancer?

Have your thoughts and prayers solved your problem of being a pedophile?

All three are proof that praying to a fake god is a crock of shit, cause we still have a problem with all 3.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #968,472

@OP

> Remember, nothing to do with guns.

Remember Matt, guns don't kill people. people kill people. When will you democrap crybabies realize this?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #968,477

@968,428 (D)

>

feels fake

Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #968,619

@968,446 (H)

Well I was actually mocking the Republican tactic of offering 'thoughts and prayers' whenever a schoolfull of children gets their heads blown off but demanding immediate and concrete action for a completely made-up "crisis" at the border. But very well, to answer your questions:

> Have your thoughts and prayers solved the "national emergency" at the border?

Nope, because it's not the purpose of prayer to instantly undo the idiotic things that mankind does.

> Have your thoughts and prayers cured cancer?

Nope, because it's not the purpose of prayer to make people live forever.

> Have your thoughts and prayers solved my problem of being a pedophile?

I wasn't aware you needed me to do this for you. I'll start immediately.
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