Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#8,423
I don't know whether to just give up and be fat. I've done all I wanted to
in life (get a girlfriend and lose my virginity, as well as go to a theme park), but now I've had my heart broken, food, alcohol and tv/video games are the only thing making me happy.
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later[^][v]#147,213
Carpe Diem Green.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#147,214
@OP
ditch the food and stick with the alcohol. Drink liquor instead of beer so you aren't taking in so many calories. When you want to eat just think about something that makes you sad and lose your appetite. Drink to make yourself happy again. Also start doing things that are not quite illegal but that fall within the gray area. That will give you some thrills. We will get through this bud. I will be with you the whole way.
!JuMPb0dbaE joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#147,223
Yea. Life sucks. Eat yourself to death.
Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,246
@147,214 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yep, this is pretty sound advice. If you're gonna be miserable, at least replace the food with alcohol. Figure out how many calories your BMR is, then get them all from alcohol. You'll lose weight, feel horrible somatically, but the alcohol will make you fake happy. And yeah, as Leo said, drink liquor and not beer. Mind the calories, mix that shit with diet coke, and you're safe.
Good luck~
Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 double-posted this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,247
@previous (Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6)
Actually, you're not safe at all, in fact you'll probably end up really sick. But at least you won't be fat*
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,248
@147,246 (Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6)
Before I read this, i'd already chucked my chocolate and started mixing vodka with coke zero.
Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,253
@previous (A)
C': I'm proud. Wish I could join you.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,256
I can't handle the strength. Halfway through the bottle and I almost gagaed.
Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,260
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,300
@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
Why don't you lie?
tek joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,305
@previous (A)
Lie more Green. Perhaps you will sound less pathetic. Either that or start taking drugs.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,306
@previous (tek)
I wish. Worst I can get is absinthe.
!JuMPb0dbaE replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,307
We fatties don't go down easy. I have to drink a shit ton to get drunk.
Alina !hyQ1.Q19r6 replied with this 15 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,318
How on earth can you not be drunk, or at least hurtin', after that much alcohol? Your body must be super accustomed to such massive quantities or something. I get drunk after 3 beers (though on an empty stomach).
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,333
Fuck bottles of vodka opeo doo!
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,347
advi !!3gpAcg/hF joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,875
I'm dating and have a number of at least slightly productive hobbies. Being fat only sucks if you want it to.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,878
@previous (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
Who's the lucky guy, advi?
advi !!3gpAcg/hF replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,882
@previous (M)
A cute Russian guy. He teaches me programming. :3
Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,883
@previous (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
Good for you, man! I didn't even know.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,885
@147,875 (advi !!3gpAcg/hF)
That is so awesome. Good for you!
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,886
@147,214 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ) > doing things that are not quite illegal but that fall within the gray area. That will give you some thrills.
And yeah. Generally that kinda mentality, for the lulz.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#147,888