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Topic: I've lost my phone!

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #84,161

I've just realised in the moment between writing the headline and writing the body that I put it on the freezer lid, so it's crisis averted!

It's crazy to think how indispensable these things are to people nowadays, it's almost like losing your right hand at first. After a little while, the peacefulness of your situation can seep in. You can relax, and enjoy your night in of learning to make custom patches in Skyrim mods because you've got floating clumps of grass in your Hall of the Daedra exhibit and it is spoiling the evil atmosphere of the room decor.

About Skyrim, I've been playing on high difficulty so I die a lot, but with the support of Lydia and Rayya, my bodyguards who mighty Talos has appointed to me in my success at being a hero of the hold, I've been able to slightly advance on my quest for more dragon shouts.

Although one or two hits could totally fuck me up and I depended for my life on the bravery of these dedicated women, my chosen perk path was speech, and I'm following the path of the dragonborn.

Now I've remembered that I forgot to meet the lady at Kynesgrove for the dragon attack! The NPCs are talking about how sad it is so I'm afraid to go and look.

I've installed a mod called World Eater Beater that apparently overhauls the entire Alduin battle experience so I'd like to see that, but at the same time I also want to just kind of cruise around and fight people to the death a lot whilst eating elk steaks fresh from that elk I just shouted to death and got like 39 raw elk meats from.

It's also kind of cheaty because Extensible Follower Framework lets you put things into your "inventory" which is unlimited space, and the games inventory for the follower is called Equipment, Lydia is picking up old potatoes and stale bread and shit and dropping it into that same equipment inventory.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #967,375

I dont care..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #967,377

@previous (B)

I love it

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #967,379

so lie about a situation with your phone in order to talk about something unrelated. that's spesshu af

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #967,383

@previous (C)

It's just a title

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #967,384

TL;DR. Please sum up in 5 words or less, unless

> OP is a nerd.

has the bases covered.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #967,661

@previous (D)

Phones are important nowadays

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #968,118

That's a lot of elk meats

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #968,135

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Dragons and mammoths give hundreds of meats!

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #968,143

@967,661 (A)
@previous (A)

So, I was right,

> OP is a nerd

sums it all up.

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #968,157

nice. lmk when Lydia eats it because I don't like her

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #968,314

Externally hosted image@previous (F)

None have bested her yet
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