Topic: Ugh McDonald's changed their Ranch dressing

cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE started this discussion 7 years ago #84,115

It's different and not as good, too sweet :(

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #966,842

Mix it with the buffalo sauce.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,843

add some of your cottage cheese to counterbalance the sweet with its pungent, acidic sourness

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,844

You should go in there and abuse a member of the cashiers as revenge.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,846

Fuck! You must sue them immediately.

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,852

Christ, you must be almost obese if not already.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,853

where's newman

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,873

Becky you could do what they do when making Caesar dressing. Add Lemon or Lime.

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,877

@previous (Syntax)

Just save time, and add a dash of Sprite from the soda fountain.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,882

@previous (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)
Frankly that wood work of course yet betting makes it watery and me thinks the tongue wood send a message to brain that fizzy equates with food spoilage when the fizz is in food.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,883

@966,873 (Syntax)

Warn your bowl about the ides of March first

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,888

@previous (D)
Bingo - Good one - Ides of March and Caesar

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,894

If the ranch has a buttermilk base to it, add a dash of ketchup. Sounds odd but it's not terrible with some ranch flavors. It won't help with being too sweet but at least there will be an excuse for the sweetness.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,913

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Looked it up
"Plus, it boasts eight grams of sugar per two-tablespoon serving."

I doubt such is a good idea and with that - Back 2 Work

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #967,015

@966,883 (D)
> Warn your bowl about the ides of March first
This could work. It's only about a month away.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #967,091

Mix in some spicy mayonnaise to combat the sweetness?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #967,092

@previous (K)
Please stop trying to kill becky with your ludicrous spicy suggestions. Even reading the wikipedia page on capsaicin could make her pass out.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #967,103

@OP
Stop. Eating. McDonald's.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #967,111

@previous (L)
And eat the crap you eat. You're sick.

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #967,178

@967,092 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I heard that this one time, beckys butthole experienced the after effects of eating medium tostitos dip!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #967,187

@previous (K)
It was actually medium mixed with mild, but point taken.

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