@OP
I more often pray that when a Sunni and Shiite run into each other, that Allah whisks both of them off to their 72 virgins. Of course those virgins turn out to be men.
@previous (C)
It would not be lovely to see you in jannah.
@previous (A)
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin.
Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?
A: Dora the Exploder!