Topic: Do you like to use lube?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #84,033

https://www.bustle.com/articles/60584-the-9-weirdest-edible-lube-flavors-because-weed-lubricant-is-just-the-tip-of-the-you-know-what

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #965,996

Her tears are the best lube. Thanks

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #965,998

Cannabis lube is crazy. It would be crazy to get high from sucking a dick, it's madness.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,001

@previous (C)
They should make an Everclear lube for Fred ?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,003

I would highly recommend using a lubricant. Regular oil changes can extend the life of your vehicle and save on maintenance.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,005

@previous (E)
How often should I change my oil?

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,020

@previous (B)
That's a complicated question that can vary with your particular vehicle and the type of use you give it. You should probably check your owner's manual.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,024

@previous (E)
A Toyota Yaris, and Mobil-One™ motor oil. I'm currently changing the oil every 1000 miles.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,026

@previous (B)
synthetic?

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,027

@previous (A)
That's racist.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,028

@966,024 (B)
It makes me sad to think about the 1000 mile thing because Matt was such a good troll back then. He really went downhill. :(

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,029

@previous (F)
But only downhill for 999 miles before he changed his oil!

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #966,037

@previous (B)
Think of all those dry starts!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #966,041

Only when I’m getting a ranchjob from becky

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #966,048

@previous (G)

> Only when I’m getting a ranchjob from becky

Becky draws the line at sriracha ranchjobs.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,060

@previous (H)
> sriracha ranchjobs.
I know there is supposed to be a rooster sauce / choking the chicken joke in response to this, but I've misplaced my Official Minichan Shtick Responder reference card.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #966,319

@previous (E)
well the sentiment is good enough for me

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #966,322

inb4 jerk sauce

Jim !!U1oPlerJJ joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,791

I use mint flavoured lube so my penis is always minty fresh!

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,801

@previous (Jim !!U1oPlerJJ)

Doesn't it burn when it gets in your urethra?

Jim !!U1oPlerJJ replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #967,469

@previous (J)
To be honest, it feels tingly, like chewing gum in your mouth but it's on your penis.