Topic: UGGGRH! WHAT IS HAPPENING!

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #84,027

The world broke a new record in being fucked up today when the local news reported a toddler being sent to the hospital after displaying signs of psychosis. The suspected cause is a jar of synthetic slime sold as a toy to children. It has too much of a certain chemical.

Also, this song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ylngC4hCSc

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #965,934

Wow, that song! This must have been one of Courtney Love's inspirations!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #965,937

@previous (B)

It simply must!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #965,946

That damn Chinese lead based synthetic slime. Gets them every time

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 40 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #965,964

@previous (C)

This isn't even the first time apparently! The same brand has done it back in 2017.

http://healthycanadians.gc.ca/recall-alert-rappel-avis/hc-sc/2017/64882r-eng.php

Somebody is dropping the ball here.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #965,967

Toddlers always act like they are suffering from psychosis

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #965,970

@previous (D)

I'm actually just guessing the age, i mean at what age do you stop playing with slime?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,045

the tactile pleasures never cease for those of us in the realm of the senses

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,089

Why would you give a toddler slime to play with?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #966,097

@previous (F)
It's tasty

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