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Topic: An appeal to stop the shitposts

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ started this discussion 15 years ago #8,398

I ordered a Big Mac with extra semen at McD's. When I opened the wrapper it was a dildo covered in blood and underneath there was an autographed picture of George Wendt. The inscription read "Thanks for the good times and Zima."

Does this mean I'm pregnant?

Foxygen !xVulpesUUg joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #146,697

You are pregnant. WITH AIDS.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,699

@previous (Foxygen !xVulpesUUg)
Serious responses only. I have bursitis.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,700

Image went missing

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,703

Image went missingThat's what you get for eating the special sauce, Leo.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,704

@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
You eat my special sauce

Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,705

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Every day. ;)~

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,708

@previous (Fuchs !!4KU9PSdLG)
Out of a parfait glass with one of those spoons that doubles as a straw.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,713

This thread is now about people who eat my special sauce.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,731

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Triptych?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,733

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Dear sweet lady. Mens actus.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,735

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Oh please. She's a sexual demon.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,742

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I can only imagine.

Chris Hansen joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,749

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Just be sure to keep it that way...

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,751

@previous (Chris Hansen)
I'll try

Fats !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,752

@146,749 (Chris Hansen)

> Just be sure to keep it that way...

When I was about 11 or 12 I started inserting objects in you can guess where. I have injured myself down there and deal with sexual confusion. I have inserted just about everything in there possible. I have had a lot of sex toys over the years. Some of them huge. I can’t control gas if I have been using large toys recently. Back in my late 20s I was doing it so much I had trouble controlling movements. So if anyone thinks that won’t be a problem, your wrong. Many sex toys are made from strong chemicals and can burn when used. The descending colon is made to absorb things and I think there is a toxic risk using many sex toys. Its probably a good idea to put a condom on them.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,754

@previous (Fats !BBbudGf3kM)
This is a serious thread fuck face.

Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,775

Image went missing@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You think I don't know that?

Speaking of serious, have you ever landed a triggerfish?


The largest member of the family, the stone triggerfish (Pseudobalistes naufragium) reaches 1 metre (3.3 ft), but most species have a maximum length between 20 and 50 centimetres (7.9 and 20 in).

Triggerfish have an oval shaped, highly compressed body. The head is large, terminating in a small but strong- jawed mouth with teeth adapted for crushing shells. The eyes are small, set far back from the mouth, at the top of the head. The anterior dorsal fin is reduced to a set of three spines. The first spine is stout and by far the longest. All three are normally retracted into a groove. The ventral and the posterior dorsal fins are capable of undulating from side to side to provide slow speed movement. The sickle shaped caudal fin is used only to escape predators.

The two pelvic fins are overlaid by skin for most of their length and fused to form a single spine, terminated by very short rays, their only external evidence. Gill plates operculum too, although present are not visible, overlaid by the tough skin, covered with rough, rhomboid scales, that forms a stout armor on their body. The only gill opening is a vertical slit, directly above the pectoral fins. This peculiar covering of the gill plates is shared with other members of the Tetradontae order. Each jaw contains a row of four teeth on either side, while the upper jaw contains an additional set of six plate-like pharingeal teeth.

As a protection against predators, triggerfish can erect the first two dorsal spines: The first, (anterior) spine is locked in place by erection of the short second spine, and can be unlocked only by depressing the second, “trigger” spine, hence the family name “triggerfish”.

With the exception of a few species from the genus Xanthichthys, the genders of all species in this family are similar in appearance.

The rather bizarre anatomy of the triggerfishes reflects their typical diet of slow-moving, bottom dwelling crustaceans, mollusks, sea urchins and other echinoderms, generally creatures with protective shells and spines. Many will also take small fishes and some, notably the members of the genus Melichthys, feed on algae. A few, for example the redtoothed triggerfish (Odonus niger), mainly feed on plankton. They are known to exhibit a level of intelligence that is unusual among fishes, and have the ability to learn from previous experiences.

Some triggerfish species can be quite aggressive when guarding their eggs. Both the picasso (Rhinecanthus aculeatus) and titan triggerfish (Balistoides viridescens) viciously defend their nests against intruders, including scuba divers and snorkelers. Their territory extends in a cone from the nest toward the surface, so swimming upwards can put a diver further into the fishes' territory; a horizontal swim away from the nest site is best when confronted by an angry triggerfish. Unlike the relatively small picasso triggerfish, the titan triggerfish poses a serious threat to inattentive divers due to its large size and powerful teeth.

Triggerfish lay their demersal eggs in a small hole dug in the sea bottom. Off Florida, juveniles of some species of triggerfishes are found in floating sargassum, where they feed on the small shrimp, crabs and molluscs found there.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,776

@previous (Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM)
Tomorrow 5:30 I will be in your driveway. Jacking off on your fucking dogs.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,779

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

> Tomorrow 5:30 I will be in your driveway. Jacking off your fucking dogs.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,780

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)

> > Tomorrow 5:30 I will be in your driveway. Jacking off your fucking dick.

Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,782

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

> > > Tomorrow 5:30 I will be in your ass. Fucking off your fucking fuck.

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,783

> Tomorrow 5:30 I'll be in your dogs. Jacking off on your fucking driveway.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,786

@146,782 (Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM)

> > > > Tomorrow 5:30 fuck will fuck in your fuck. Fucking off your fucking fuck.

Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,788

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

> > > > > Tomorrow fuck:30 will fucking your in your're anal. Fucking off your shit-skinned nigger fuck.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #146,792

@previous (Fats Ferguson !BBbudGf3kM)

> > > > > > Tomorrow fuck:30 will fucking your black whores your're fisting machine. Fucking off your mothers goat skinned clit magnet.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,801

Combo breaker. :3

Facefur !Z2cn47DUqs joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,805

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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,809

leo likes to make fart bubbles with bubblemaster.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,827

@146,735 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
._.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,838

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I thought that you would be pleased.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,840

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I just can't understand it, man.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,846

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I picture you raping men with your prehensile tail, like a succubus.

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,847

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Oh, man, that would be amazing. Soon enough, I'll be able to have a prehensile tail. And, then...

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,849

@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Leo Vegas had better watch his ass.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,853

@146,809 (K)

> leo likes to make fart bubbles with bubblemaster.

I couldnt respond quickly because I had thousands of butterflies.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,854

@146,849 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
;)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,855

@146,849 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I've added extra locks and considered buying more guns. I doubt the effectiveness of that plan though.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,857

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I would hire a powerful spellcaster to enchant your house for protection.

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,859

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I called one. I have tomorrow off and they are coming by to cast spellz and shit.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,866

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I R clueless about Ur topic unless you met some sailor who jacked off in2 ur burger at McD's

I R also clueless re some very odd PM's that have cum my way at MC

Was in Long Beach for a Cajun/Blues Fest Sat/Sun and then unexpected hijacked by GF to New York city

Did I miss any tragedy births Virgins busted or deaths while in Absent~Tia

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,867

@previous (Syntax)
What?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,872

@146,866 (Syntax)
I am just being stupid/myself. Never too serious man.

Syntax replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,880

@146,867 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
yES tHaTs wOt

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)

Amen

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #146,883

Image went missing@previous (Syntax)
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