Topic: Official bert fill out a job application thread
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#83,895
This is the official thread for posting about Bert filling out job applications. There is no need to derail every other thread with posts about Bert filling in job applications.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#964,554
My last post for many an hour - Bert will always find a way to get a job when he hits rock bottom - If nothing else Everclear will always be his Goal and the only way he can buy it is to work or turn in one hell of a lot of cans and bottles.
Bert has made a few improvements while posting here - No recent Rape threats nor does it look like he still is in pursuit of Triptch - Sure it's true he has fallen in love with Trump has has his mouth open and ready to attach to Trump rear end. He even said Trump is more better than Jesus Christ and should be worshiped like a God. A Pussy Grabbing God but a God never the less.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#964,555
@previous (Syntax)
Do you need an official Trump posting thread?
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#964,572
@964,552 (D)
Put in 5 today, and I'm putting in 2 more tomorrow. Lazy bums like Bert and OP should take note, this is how you improve.
And how many did you put in?
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#964,616
> Put in 5 today, and I'm putting in 2 more tomorrow. Lazy bums like Bert and OP should take note, this is how you improve. > > And how many did you put in?
why aren't you employed already???
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#964,643
@previous (D)
I am employed. But I'm always putting in applications for better jobs. Being employed is absolutely no excuse for not putting in your daily apps.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#964,804
> I am employed. But I'm always putting in applications for better jobs. Being employed is absolutely no excuse for not putting in your daily apps.
oh god imagining that makes me very uncomfortable
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#964,821
@previous (D)
How do you think anon b is going to get from flipping burgers to cleaning the toilets?! He puts in those job applications baby!
One day someone will read his job applications and think "I'm going to take a chance on this loser" because he's applied for the toilet cleaning job 17 times this week.
Wear them down, keep applying for the same job multiple times per day because it helps to convince them how normal you are.