Topic: which way is good to tell this joke
Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #83,889
Can I smell your cunt? No? Then it must be your feet.
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Can I smell your feet? No? Then it must be your cunt.
I did a little search, and it turns out that Jackie Martling tweeted something similar a year ago:
https://twitter.com/JackieMartling/status/950477415985315840
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Can I smell your feet? No? Then it must be your cunt.
I did a little search, and it turns out that Jackie Martling tweeted something similar a year ago:
https://twitter.com/JackieMartling/status/950477415985315840
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #964,490
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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #964,494
ALWAYS START A JOKE ON THE RIGHT FOOT
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #964,496
@964,491 (C)
Its a meme about two groups who unite after a long period of thinking that they are very different. They then notice the real lurking outcast. I sent this to a foot fetishist and he said it was 100% accurate.
Its a meme about two groups who unite after a long period of thinking that they are very different. They then notice the real lurking outcast. I sent this to a foot fetishist and he said it was 100% accurate.
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Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #964,499
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #964,508
Here's how I always heard it:
A man walks into an elevator. He turns to the woman next to him and says, "Can I smell your cunt?" She gets furious and says "absolutely not". He says, "Oh, well, then it must be your feet."
A man walks into an elevator. He turns to the woman next to him and says, "Can I smell your cunt?" She gets furious and says "absolutely not". He says, "Oh, well, then it must be your feet."
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Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #964,511
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The mistake OP seems to be making is trying to turn this joke into some kind of bizarro pick-up line.
The mistake OP seems to be making is trying to turn this joke into some kind of bizarro pick-up line.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,634
@OP
Don’t say his name, or the killer shit spammer will flood the fora with bad jokes.
Don’t say his name, or the killer shit spammer will flood the fora with bad jokes.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,692
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Stonetoss is a fascist and Holocaust denier. The antifa edits are 100x better.
Stonetoss is a fascist and Holocaust denier. The antifa edits are 100x better.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,698
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Antifa nothing is better. Also Antifa hate Jews as well and love Muslims
Antifa nothing is better. Also Antifa hate Jews as well and love Muslims
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,757
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,762
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,771
OK, that cartoonist and his critics are both two kinds of loony.here's an original. next I'll put their edit.
Sheila LaBoof (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,772
clearly, it has been made less funny.Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,773
Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,774
this is how to make it funnier -- emphasize how she has embarrassed herself when she did not need to. much comedy comes from a person suffering indignity, especially when they bring it upon themselves.Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,815
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,894
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tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,899
@964,757 (I)No problem! I'm hoping /r/stonetossingjuice takes off, too.
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Aw c'mon, the few with meandering walls of text are shite but some of them are a laugh!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,900
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,904
@964,698 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Ehh, as happy as I am that "antifa" has finally entered Americæs' political lexicon, it's probably worth differentiating organised AntiFa™ groups from "anti-fascism" as an adjective used to describe edits to a known Holocaust denier's comics. Nobody on /r/antifastonetoss is revving up their Easy-Bake™ for another Shoah, I should hope. Just funny little edits from a left-wing crowd.
Ehh, as happy as I am that "antifa" has finally entered Americæs' political lexicon, it's probably worth differentiating organised AntiFa™ groups from "anti-fascism" as an adjective used to describe edits to a known Holocaust denier's comics. Nobody on /r/antifastonetoss is revving up their Easy-Bake™ for another Shoah, I should hope. Just funny little edits from a left-wing crowd.
tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,906
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,908
@964,904 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I've just read a lot by Antifa and they tend to be communists, hate Jews, hate Israel, Love Muslims, hate bankers, hate lawyers, hate people in the media, and hate regular liberals. That's a whole lotta Jews!
I've just read a lot by Antifa and they tend to be communists, hate Jews, hate Israel, Love Muslims, hate bankers, hate lawyers, hate people in the media, and hate regular liberals. That's a whole lotta Jews!
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 46 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,910
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,916
@964,908 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
But it's mature, modern antisemitism! It's totally OK if you disguise it behind the thin veneer of left-wing anti-globalism, using dogwhistles like "international bankers" and "global elites" to describe your (((nebulous))) adversaries. :^)
But it's mature, modern antisemitism! It's totally OK if you disguise it behind the thin veneer of left-wing anti-globalism, using dogwhistles like "international bankers" and "global elites" to describe your (((nebulous))) adversaries. :^)
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,919
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I think it's weird that it always comes back to hating Jews. Horseshoe theory is real!
I think it's weird that it always comes back to hating Jews. Horseshoe theory is real!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,920
tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,923
@964,919 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Maybe there's something to it... no smoke without fire and all that, right? Keep your eye on that ✡ "Fake anon" ✡ guy...
Maybe there's something to it... no smoke without fire and all that, right? Keep your eye on that ✡ "Fake anon" ✡ guy...
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,931
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,941
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,996
@964,908 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> I've just read a lot by Antifa and they tend to be communists, hate Jews, hate Israel, Love Muslims, hate bankers, hate lawyers, hate people in the media, and hate regular liberals. That's a whole lotta Jews!
I think you're conflating Jews with People
> I've just read a lot by Antifa and they tend to be communists, hate Jews, hate Israel, Love Muslims, hate bankers, hate lawyers, hate people in the media, and hate regular liberals. That's a whole lotta Jews!
I think you're conflating Jews with People
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #965,003
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Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #965,009
Sheila LaBoof (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #965,011
@964,916 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
> But it's mature, modern antisemitism! It's totally OK if you disguise it behind the thin veneer of left-wing anti-globalism, using dogwhistles like "international bankers" and "global elites" to describe your (((nebulous))) adversaries. :^)
Those dogwhistles are stormfrontisms though, as they instruct neonazi members to be more publicly tolerable by avoiding direct "kike-this kike-that" language
heck, even Henry Ford used similar language in his "International Jew" series
> But it's mature, modern antisemitism! It's totally OK if you disguise it behind the thin veneer of left-wing anti-globalism, using dogwhistles like "international bankers" and "global elites" to describe your (((nebulous))) adversaries. :^)
Those dogwhistles are stormfrontisms though, as they instruct neonazi members to be more publicly tolerable by avoiding direct "kike-this kike-that" language
heck, even Henry Ford used similar language in his "International Jew" series
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