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Topic: so today...

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk started this discussion 15 years ago #8,388

This cute girl drops her keys infront of the table I'm sitting at with a few friends. I'm mid sentence when she bends over to pick then up (I was across the table I would have gotten then for her) and gives me an eye full of her skirt covered ass. I literally stop in mid sentence and stutter, just staring at her. Still bent over, she glances at me over her shoulder and smiles, then walks away slowly. Fuck I'm retarded.

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #146,438

lol busted. Its only human nature, as long as you aren't a pervert about it. Sounds like she enjoyed the attention, stay away from her.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #146,441

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I meant I was retarded for not even saying hi.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,442

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
No, saying hi would have been retarded and awkward, though you could have approached her a little later. You don't dive right in panting and drooling, its like a dance. Your move next.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,447

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
this was like 45 minutes ago, I passed my turn

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,451

Image went missing@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
No you fucking didn't, unless this is a girl you will never see again. If that's the case... forever alone.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,458

@OP
you need to learn to recognize rape invitations better young man.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,460

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Consensual rape is best rape.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,485

@146,451 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
i might see her randomly again, oh well

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,488

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
By then the moment is lost. You blew it.

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,490

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Like I said oh well

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,493

@146,458 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
At least a solid slap would have been The Gentlemanly Thing.

Meows joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,513

@previous (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Lold

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #146,535

@146,493 (protip !!pMmAiEwOm)
Or perhaps a lick of the finger and a quick insertion so she would know he was interested.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

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