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Topic: I want my damn money..

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #83,878

The IRS are a bunch of tranny fags..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 43 seconds later[^] [v] #964,348

Its MY money...and I need it NOW..

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #964,349

Inb4 money is blown on booze, frozen pizza, and marlboros in the softpack.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #964,352

Go but some more dinosaur toys..

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #964,353

@previous (A)

I may, and I'll still have money for booze. I already have cigarettes.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #964,373

Bert will spend his entire refund on a bottle of Everclear, a hooker, and Wendy’s. Mark my words, and pronounce them as one word.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #964,379

Externally hosted image@previous (C)
Tempting...but no..

The IRS joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #964,392

@previous (A)
Thanks for the interest free loan, asshole!

Next year, learn how to file a W-4

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,399

Trump shut down the IRS for over 30 days.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,402

I told you that it would be 21 days

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,414

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

21 days for direct deposit, 6-8 weeks for paper checks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,416

@964,402 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'll bet you it won't..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,417

It won't be 21 days...it cant be 21 days..

It's only been like six days...it should be any day now..

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,418

I will soon be telling the naysayers -

I told you so..

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 53 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,419

Btw..

I've never had to wait 21 days..

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,420

I just want my money..

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,426

You didn't even work for that tax money

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,435

@964,416 (A)
Are you doing direct deposit?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,436

@964,426 (G)
Yes he did. What do you mean?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,509

@964,426 (G)
Wtf...I did indeed work for that damn money...went above and beyond for EVERY cent of it..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,510

@964,435 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
yes..

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,513

@964,509 (A)
IF Trump shuts down the Gov again in a few days - NO IRS Money for You. Besides admit it - If you had it you wood give most of it to Everclear.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,565

I have to check every night at like 2 a.m. to see if they've sent it..

It's such a drag to see no change in the process..

I should just run up a tax bill and then when they say it's due I'll tell them to check their in coming mail every day for a few weeks and maybe it'll be there at some point..

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,571

@previous (A)
But you'd never pay that tax bill anyway because you're a lazy bum who refused to work.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,935

They still havent sent me my money..

I am becoming upset..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,938

You'd think they would get to it early because I filed early...this isn't right..
I want to get a couple of lottery tickets and double it..

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,942

@964,935 (A)
Just pick up the phone and call Trump and tell him to order the IRS to send you the money. Do it NOW because just a few days from now, Trump will close the IRS office again.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,951

Everyone stay tuned, as Bert goes insane waiting for the rest of this 21 day timespan to pass.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,958

Maybe it will be tonight..

Its possible..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,961

@previous (A)
Oh they love making you wait...I bet a couple of them are sitting their right now eating oreos and and talking about what they are going to watch on TV and how they hate Trump..

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,967

@previous (A)
Trump has been in charge of the IRS for two full years Plus!

R U saying Trump is not doing his job?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,970

@previous (Syntax)
I just need my money...desperation is what I'm feeling..

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,971

@previous (A)
Desperation is what you should feel when you wake up and realize that while you are upset over how Trump has failed to provide leadership to the IRS (U can be sure he got his tax money back in mail)

Bert one full Month of 2019 has now gone in2 Month 2 AND You are not working which means when it comes to year end Tax Return something will be missing LOL

I can solve your desperation if you really really really need it

Just Saying as all you have to do is ask.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,976

Externally hosted image@previous (Syntax)
I'm ok...I am just wound up tight...its like watching the clock..

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,983

While you wait for the refund to come in, you can be doing other things to try to get money!

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #964,986

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well as you C I was sorta hinting at that - Frankly his Liver will be better off the longer Trump withold's Berts money.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,044

@964,971 (Syntax)

Please can I have some money?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,045

How many days so far?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,046

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It's been a week..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,047

It seems like last time was a about two weeks..

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,048

@previous (A)
We should all make bets on how long it will be

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,073

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That's kind of like when the executioners threw dice for Jesus's clothes..

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,096

@previous (A)
Don't compare yourself to Jesus. Come on

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,142

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You're right. Jesus never had it this bad.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,157

You are so poor

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,163

@previous (K)

And..

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #965,178

@previous (A)
You sure cry a lot.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,329

@previous (G)
and today's update shows they continue to torment me by not sending me my money..

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,335

@previous (A)
Your Go2Man is Trump who B in charge of IRS
Daily You prove Trump ain't doing his job which as U No is OK with me.

Do you need me to give you Trumps phone number?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,339

@previous (Syntax)
I've seen numbers for the White House...but its doubtful Trump would be the one answering..

If I could get his personal cell number that would be great..
But he is busy being the best President we have ever had in this time period...and I think my problem should resolve itself soon without bothering him..

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,342

@previous (A)
As you No his daily schedule was recently posted - He watches TV 6 hours daily - Today wood not be a good day to call him because he is bent over with Doctors fingers up his asshole nor am I kidding.

Last med exam he was one pound under official Obese - One mite laff if all those KFC Buckets and MCD's have tipped him officially 2 Obese

> best President

Betting when Obama was in office you got your IRS Check on time. How do I No this? Cause Obama waited until everyone had their IRS Check b4 he shut down Gov for 16 days

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,346

@965,329 (A)
And today's update is you're still crying..... And unemployed.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,353

@previous (G)
Maybe you missed it? Shocking Yes I NO - He did apply yesterday for a job.

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,354

@previous (Syntax)

He *took home an application.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,355

@previous (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)
That's 50 percent of the work!

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,356

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

And ultimately doesn't mean he has applied or will apply for said job.
Only Bert can make that decision.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,358

@965,355 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> That's 50 percent of the work!

@previous (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)

> And ultimately doesn't mean he has applied or will apply for said job.
> Only Bert can make that decision.

Damn just DAMN - So for sure he really only gives lip service about Trump because he refuses to support Trump with Cash - Just his lips on Trumps ass

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,382

I got mine after nine days

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,389

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Mine might be there, then. It was accepted on Jan. 30th.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,392

@previous (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)
I have to do mine quarterly - Not me of course cause it takes a good GREAT Tax guy for that. He and She make sure I do not overpay much but just enough so I am not audited. Large returns end up with higher amounts of Audits which I have been subject2 in wayyyy past and now Pay 2 B sure that does NOT occur again. Bottom line is I have to pay estimated amounts to IRS each Quarter and that will be on March 31. Turns out I still have to wait for direct deposit of my excess in early 2020 and IF There is a Shut down then it will not really bother me one bit.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,423

@965,389 (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)
What will you get with yours?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,427

@965,382 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Then why did you come on here telling me it would be 21 days..

"I told you it would be 21 days."

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,428

@965,423 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Did you get more than a grand..

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,436

I can imagine a reporter standing there on the big day...asking me about my next plans..

I will look into the camera and exclaim I'm going to Panda Express..

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,468

@965,427 (A)
I just got it yesterday. I got 1,500 plus some change

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 58 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,488

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Damn..they pay pretty good where you are..
I didn't work the last couple of months of the year...but even if I would have you still got back over five or six hundred more than I would have..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,494

I can check the update again in a few hours..
This is getting to where some retribution could be in order..

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 59 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,512

@965,468 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Wait a second...I was thinking of that all wrong..
I thought of it as since your refund was close to twice as much that you were making twice as much but it doesnt necessarily work that way..
Anyways are you going to Panda Express..

(Edited 32 seconds later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,516

@965,353 (Syntax)

> Maybe you missed it? Shocking Yes I NO - He did apply yesterday for a job.

Him saying he "filled one out", does not necessarily mean he filled one out.

And why, praytell, did he only fill one out, instead of 20 while he was out?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,529

@965,512 (A)
I'm getting some new glasses.
Also I had a dependent

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,543

Ok...so I guess you dont like Panda Express..
Do they even have those there..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,553

@965,529 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Four eyes..

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,555

@965,543 (A)
I like Panda Express just fine

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,558

@965,423 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Probably just let it sit there for a while.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,559

@965,494 (A)
The "retribution" is going to be you getting drunk, passing out, and pissing yourself in a dumpster while daydreaming about the Vols.

I'm sure the IRS is terrified, Fred ?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,560

@965,558 (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)
I was hoping that you were going to get a cool tyrannesaurus rex or something

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,563

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Will update when I get the super colossal brachiosaurus.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,566

@previous (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)
Okay thanks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,578

@965,555 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Maybe someday I can have the pleasure of having you accompany me to go there for lunch..

We can take pics of our meal and post them here..

(Edited 45 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,602

@previous (A)
You never know what may happen in the future

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,613

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)


well yeah...that's kind of become the theme of this post..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,650

I am about to check again..

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,655

Motherfuckers...this shit ain't right..

IRS BASTARDS SUCK DOG DIARRHEA..

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,656

This is bullshit...there's no damn reason they cant send me my damn money by now...the damn irs faggots are probably sucking each other off...I hope they get aids..

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,749

@previous (A)

Not right that your return didn't go through at 3AM on a Saturday?

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,750

@965,656 (A)
IRS is deepstate

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,755

Also, my refund did make it to my account yesterday.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,758

HELL YES!!! My income tax went into my account this morning! Not bad timing when I filed it Wednesday morning.

chill dog !ndsNYm2fsg (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,888

Oops

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,904

@previous (chill dog !ndsNYm2fsg)
Lmao

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,979

Externally hosted image@965,563 (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #965,985

LOL SHITHEAD BERT doesn't realize IRS has its own app that straight up tells you when you're getting your return

faggot ass bitch

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 45 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,011

@previous (N)
Is that right...golly...learn something everyday..

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,063

@965,979 (A)

Glad you are coming to terms with your gayness.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,065

@965,888 (chill dog !ndsNYm2fsg)
Fucking hell

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,068

I wanna be so rich that not only do I not care when the refund comes in, but when it does come in I just throw the check in my desk and forget about it for months before finally having my butler deposit it for me because a few grand is the kind of money I lose in couch cushions.

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,073

@966,065 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Why did you impersonate Bert and then drop your UID to cite yourself?

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,086

@OP

> The IRS are a bunch of tranny fags..

Agreed. The American tax system is utter garbage and the IRS is a mess.

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,127

@966,073 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Fred*

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,158

@966,011 (A)
Why not offer to take Triptych for a slap-up meal once your money comes through? It might do the trick.

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,159

@previous (Q)

She already turned down frozen pizza and Marlboros in the softpack.

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,162

@previous (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)
But he's got a few hundred bucks coming his way. He can take her somewhere fancy, with wine and side salads.

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,234

@previous (Q)

> More fancy than Red Baron and Marlboros.

No such meal exists in Bert's world.

(Edited 6 minutes later.)

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,235

@previous (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)
Agreed. berts world does not have lettuce or tomatoes. He does make one exception for Red Baron's pizza but scrapes off the red sauce.
Marlboro's and everclear, because a true Republican gentleman pickles his liver, so the mortician does not have to cook it to eat it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,264

This sucks...they need to wait and tell you when they deposit it...instead of making you wait a week or so to tell you you have to wait another week..

That's silly..

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,266

@previous (A)
How long has it been now?

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,269

@966,264 (A)
Why are you still crying?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,271

@966,266 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It's just been about ten days...they said Wednesday at the earliest..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,273

@966,269 (G)
Cause I havent had a drink in about two damned weeks...I'm not used to this..

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,274

@previous (A)
Awww, poor Bert.... Cries like a baby without his bottle.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,275

@previous (G)
I'm just saying..

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,276

@966,271 (A)
Jeez. Did you have any extra stuff on it, like workplace deductions?

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,277

@966,275 (A)
Keep crying. No wonder you abandoned the navy, you're such a little bitch.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,291

@966,276 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It's coming kook...they said the 13th..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,292

That's like two and a half days tho...damn..

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,300

@previous (A)
Wah wah wah

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 12 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,419

Not tomorrow..but the next day..

Tick tock..

I hope I dont die before then..

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,421

@previous (A)

> Not tomorrow..but the next day..
>
> Tick tock..
>
> I hope I dont die before then..

Budget talks broke down yesterday and there are no more planned. Another shutdown is almost certain. If you don't get your money on Wednesday then you won't get it for quite a long time (Trump has said he's ready to close it down for months this time).

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,422

And 6:30 EST The Vols play South Carolina..
On Wednesday..

Going for 23-1..

I think they got the one loss early on purpose...cause there's just too much pressure with an unbeaten streak that long..


I think a NCAA CHAMPIONSHIP is coming in March..

(Edited 27 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,423

@966,421 (Q)
He needs to declare a National Emergency and stop Congress's pay..

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 7 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,424

@966,419 (A)

If you do, I guarantee it won't be from not having alcohol.

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,425

@966,422 (A)
Sounds good. Will you be buying a ticket to the game?

Anonymous Q double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,426

@966,423 (A)

> He needs to declare a National Emergency and stop Congress's pay..

He'll be legally blocked from doing that. No, a shutdown's coming I'm afraid. Pelosi has called his bluff and played him like a grand piano. If you don't get your money on Wednesday then you're shit out of luck.

(Edited 49 seconds later.)

Anonymous Q triple-posted this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,428

@966,423 (A)
How much money are you due to receive anyway?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,430

@966,425 (Q)
I'd like to...but the tickets are at least 100 bucks..
Of course if you go to a sold out venue there are always scalpers who will drop the price close to start time..

I'd really like to go when they play kentucky...if the streak holds until then...That would be wild af..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,444

Is it Wednesday yet..

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,447

@previous (A)
How much money are you set to receive?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,448

@previous (Q)
like a hundred and forty five dollar bills..

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,449

@previous (A)
145 bucks? All this sweating and stress is over 145 bucks??

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,450

@previous (Q)
140 five dollar bills..

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,451

@previous (A)
Christ dude, why did you phrase it like a fucking weirdo first time?

Anyway, 700 bucks is a decent wedge. Hope you get it.

Question Anon replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,452

@966,450 (A)
Couple for you. When was the last time you attended a Vols game in person?
Did you fill out that job app you picked up?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,453

Im going to double or triple it with a scratch off ticket or three..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,454

@966,452 (Question Anon)

> Couple for you. When was the last time you attended a Vols game in person?
> Did you fill out that job app you picked up?

@966,452 (Question Anon)
It's been several years..

And I might turn it in in a couple of hours..

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,455

This is why Monday gets a bad rap...you have to wait through it to get to the other days of the week..

Question Anon replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,457

@966,454 (A)
When you say several years...How many?
You said you might turn it in in a couple of hours. Why wait?

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,475

@966,453 (A)

> Im going to double or triple it with a scratch off ticket or three..

I'm not sure buying lottery tickets with much-needed food money is a wise fiscal strategy. But I've gathered you're a risk-taker so good luck with the plan.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,481

@previous (Q)
On the other hand as a risk taker he ended up living in a tent in a gutter in an alleyway for years. Not even a small stove to cook Dollar Tree Sea Food Gumbo for $4

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,488

@previous (Syntax)
True, but the thing about lottery tickets is that you're always just one away from possibly getting out of the gutter.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,561

Ok...down to less than 48 hours now..

Anticipation..

Anonymous R replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,566

Externally hosted image@previous (A)
Your Liver must be thrilled in anticipation of its depreciation function.
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Suteck 8 Gal Moonshine Still Spirits Kit 30L Water Alcohol Distiller Copper Tube Boiler Home Brewing Kit with Thumper Keg Stainless Steel
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Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,597

@966,561 (A)

> Ok...down to less than 48 hours now..
>
> Anticipation..

I know right? Will Trump shut down the government or won't he? It's a tense wait!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,739

Why cant this be Tuesday night instead of Monday night..

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,740

@previous (A)
If you really support Trump. You need to sign over your irs check, so he can build his silly wall.

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,743

@966,739 (A)
I haven't made tacos. It can't be Tuesday yet.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,744

Why dont you sign over your check to some short brown illegal Mexican to buy some beans and rice..

Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,753

@previous (A)

> Why dont you sign over your check to some short brown illegal Mexican to buy some beans and rice..

better than meatballs and cheese

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,754

Externally hosted image@previous (U)
Wednesday will be Shanghai Beef and fried rice day (no sewer oil)..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,756

I cant think of anything but wednesday..

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,757

I think I'm having an anxiety attack..

!xFDxBecky6 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,759

@966,756 (A)

> I cant think of anything but wednesday..

Shanghai Beef

@previous (A)

> I think I'm having an anxiety attack..

Shanghai Beef Wednesday

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,787

@966,757 (A)
Good thing you abandoned the navy. They don't need little whiney ass bitches like you.

(Edited 54 seconds later.)

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,799

@966,757 (A)

> I think I'm having an anxiety attack..

I would be too. Rumors are the shutdown's coming.

Always have a plan B is my advice. Instead of stressing, start to make a plan now for how you'll manage another month without any money.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,800

@previous (Q)
Impossible, he's already eaten all his mommys food.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,806

Oh boy..
I just heard that tomorrow is Wednesday..

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous Q replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,812

@previous (A)
The 24 hours will soon pass. Try not to focus on how long each one of those hours feels and you'll be fine.

No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2 replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,813

@966,806 (A)

How many handles of everclear are you going to buy?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,814

@966,812 (Q)
This waiting has given me time to think about how small the amount is...ine the scheme of things..


I meant to get a job when I got the last one...and I got lazy and did not..
It is imperative that I get a job now...before I am broke again..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,816

@966,813 (No Eye Square Guy !!ODNIKZZC2)
I do want a drink...that is true..

Maybe I will stop doing daily and begin tapering off...its just that my mind is so damned accustomed to it...its like going without food..

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,839

Oh they could have put it in by today...but they chose to be adversarial..

It better be there in the morning..

Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,886

This is important shit..

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,889

@previous (A)
> Maybe I will stop doing daily and begin tapering off...its just that my mind is so damned accustomed to it...its like going without food..

Well put yourself in Moron Trumps place. He was used to being accustomed to getting his way - Well perhaps he got lazy with Repub n Dem Congress and did not get money for wall from them or Mexico

Now with Nancy who he is even less accustomed2 - He may feel he actually made a Mistrake by not taking Mexico on offer to pay for wall.

Trust me buddy - You will get your money and quickly blow it up in stuff not so much so good for you and then have Nada to fall back on - Time to get a job while they exist cause soon maybe not so much

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,891

@previous (Syntax)
Ok...I will soon get a job...and them me and you will both be helping Trump..

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #966,904

@previous (A)
Given I have no choice re how my tax deductions are being used - Now I only have Nancy 2 protect my contribution and of course frustrate Trump - Nor can he do anything under constitution to stop her.

I spent 2.5 hours 2day in a presentation of how I think several Billion should be spent - I only expect those b4 me to really consider 25% or so in my favor - I pointed out that if they go for more that means more for my wallet and I got one hell of a laff - I don't really get a full answer until early May so I will just wait and continue to do my daily consulting and hold off on hiring more people to support what it will take for me to spend their portion of Billions.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #967,013

This is like Christmas eve..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #967,021

close close close close close close..

I'm gonna go buy a big cigar..

Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #967,022

@previous (A)
You are such a moron.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #967,029

@previous (Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s)
How so..

Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #967,031

@previous (A)
This entire time since you filed your taxes, you could have been out searching for a job. Instead, you sit here and whine and cry about when you're getting your refund.

You're not going to look for work. You're going to continue mooching off your mommy, eating her food, using her electric and water, and not contributing at all.

You are a loser, and should just kill yourself. You will never amount to anything.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #967,032

@previous (Toilet Seat !TOD33vFX8s)
I should kill myself..

That's what you are saying..

Anonymous Q replied with this 6 years ago, 9 months later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,673

Bump. Is this the last time Bert was gainfully employed?

Anonymous Q double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,675

@965,656 (A)

> This is bullshit...there's no damn reason they cant send me my damn money by now...the damn irs faggots are probably sucking each other off...I hope they get aids..

Also, can this be Bertfielded please?

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,680

@previous (Q)
i don't like it

Anonymous Q replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,681

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Why not?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,689

Damn I wish I had that that money now..

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,712

@previous (A)
Get a damn job and maybe you will.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,783

@1,059,681 (Q)
i don't need to explain my self to you...fag..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 19 hours later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,047

I wish I had half that money right now..

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 9 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,051

@previous (A)

Get a job. Your wish may come true.
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