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Topic: Drank sour milk followed by fizzy drinks

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #83,829

For anyone reading, I highly do not recommend doing that to your body. It was just the worst thing.

The first thing you notice is the feeling of the milk curdling inside your stomach. The phosphoric acid turns the calcium in the milk into thick globs of solid matter.

Then you start burping uncontrollably as gas starts escaping, with a strong taste and smell of rotten milk. Your stomach saarts cramping, and you spend most of the day feeling terrible.

About 12 hours later, you start vomiting the contents of your stomach and small intestine. This is a foul-tasting water with a translucent brown colour. You will continue to vomit until you bring up the leftover globs of curdled milk inside the stomach, which involves emptying the entire thing and continuing to uncontrollably vomit even when there's nothing left to throw up, until eventually it rises up and out.

In the meantime, you're also shitting water with the same consistency, colour, and smell as the vomit. I'm pretty sure it's the same fluid as what you vomit, except its the bit that is too far gone to bring up through the mouth. It explodes out your arse like a high pressure hose, and it happen every few minutes leading you to alternate shitting and vomiting at the same time.

Youre also expelling lots of gas, both as farts and burps. These are of the aforementioned rotten milk scented gases.

All in all, the purge that your body does will last about an hour.

Drinking sour milk and then a fizzy drink will ruin your day. Learn from my mistakes!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #963,865

its like you knew this already and did it anyway

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #963,867

@previous (B)

I knew it wouldn't be a great idea to drink sour milk but yea I did it anyway

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #963,868

@previous (A)
out of necessity? like why tho

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #963,878

@previous (B)

well there it was and I thought fuck it yolo

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #963,881

Ok well great, now I need new Friday night plans.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #963,889

@963,878 (A)
yoloughts are usually usual when ya really buckle down and think

thanks for the heads up

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #963,958

Stopped reading at sour milk..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #963,969

@previous (D)

Left out all night in a warm room

The Board joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #963,986

@previous (A)
Haha you are an utter madman! ?

dw ltd joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #963,990

@963,881 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Ok well great, now I need new Friday night plans.

hey didn't this happen to you once
where is the shitting and vomiting in the dorm bathroom post

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #964,006

@previous (dw ltd)
Rude and that was a sandwich you weirdo.
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