Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#83,829
For anyone reading, I highly do not recommend doing that to your body. It was just the worst thing.
The first thing you notice is the feeling of the milk curdling inside your stomach. The phosphoric acid turns the calcium in the milk into thick globs of solid matter.
Then you start burping uncontrollably as gas starts escaping, with a strong taste and smell of rotten milk. Your stomach saarts cramping, and you spend most of the day feeling terrible.
About 12 hours later, you start vomiting the contents of your stomach and small intestine. This is a foul-tasting water with a translucent brown colour. You will continue to vomit until you bring up the leftover globs of curdled milk inside the stomach, which involves emptying the entire thing and continuing to uncontrollably vomit even when there's nothing left to throw up, until eventually it rises up and out.
In the meantime, you're also shitting water with the same consistency, colour, and smell as the vomit. I'm pretty sure it's the same fluid as what you vomit, except its the bit that is too far gone to bring up through the mouth. It explodes out your arse like a high pressure hose, and it happen every few minutes leading you to alternate shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Youre also expelling lots of gas, both as farts and burps. These are of the aforementioned rotten milk scented gases.
All in all, the purge that your body does will last about an hour.
Drinking sour milk and then a fizzy drink will ruin your day. Learn from my mistakes!