Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later[^][v]#961,812
How many job apps did you fill out today?
dw ltd joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^][v]#961,818
fuck you there is nothing more exhilarating than trying to finish a 2 litre before it goes flat
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#961,831
you could buy em from vending machines in bottles: there would be a satisfying *clinkle* when the bottle was advanced out to you. then you could hold the swell swirled glass and get your tongue in the hole at the top
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#961,838
@OP > An ice cold can of coca cola is the best thing in the world..
You have obviously never heard of sex. I don't blame you. A lot of people on the Internet don't know how great that feels. Trust me. It's actually pretty awesome.
Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#961,852
you could squeeze the lemon until the juice runs down your leg
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#961,853
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
That's what the stones did.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#961,855
I think this is what I've been doing wrong all my life. I've been too focused on quantity over quality,
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#961,900
@961,852 (Sheila LaBoof)
I sometimes squeeze it so hard I fall right out of bed..