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Topic: LMFAO @ Suckers who Waste their Time at the Gym ;P

Eco started this discussion 7 years ago #83,570

Externally hosted imageEco hasn't seen a set of weights in 3+ years, but remains SHREDDED as a MoFo, thanks to a Vegan Diet and Copious amounts of Cocaine, Crack, Heroin, and Crystal Meth!

I can still comfortably bench over twice my body weight, and have never lost a street/bar-fight...

Why waste time and money at the Gym???

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #961,587

Why are you warming your bare ass against the oven?

Eco (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #961,588

@previous (B)
It's cold in CANADA!!! I like having a Toasty Ass!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aktLRiWXfqg

Eco (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #961,590

...and i have PJ's on. get your mind out of the gutter....

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #961,592

Fair enough. Thought maybe you were warming it for a client.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #961,594

Having abs from having no body fat is like a chick having big tits from obesity, it's just cheating.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #961,597

@previous (C)

Especially since not all of us are jobless pennyless losers. He can't expect us to throw away our existence for abs!

Eco (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #961,599

@previous (D)
Nigga, I was BORN with Abs; it's genetic; which is why bitches always tell me we would have cute babies...

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #961,602

@previous (Eco)

Were you also born with dicks in your mouth, or did you make that change yourself?

Eco(OP) joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #961,605

My secret is my amazing mother who was the busiest whore in our apartment building. She sucked lots of dicks 24/7 and she'd always hold the cum in her mouth and after the dudes left our apartment she'd feed me like a mother bird, letting all that yummy sperm drip into my mouth.
All that protein really made a big difference. By age six I was sucking just as many cocks all by myself so I probably got more protein every day than most bodybuilders.

That's what I mean when I say it's in the Jeans...the protein is in their blue Jeans and I drink it all up every drop.

~~~mic drop~~~

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #961,606

@previous (Eco(OP))

Do the drug dealers help you get your protein fix?
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