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Topic: Bert

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #83,477

Apply to many jobs today?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #960,765

> NB4 no one was open, or his cell phone wouldn't let him open a link to fill out a job app.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,772

Externally hosted imageShocking as it may be I have located a position or 3 that bert is qualified for AND AND This is No Joke - Everclear -

https://workforcenow.adp.com/mascsr/default/mdf/recruitment/recruitment.html?
https://workforcenow.adp.com/mascsr/default/mdf/recruitment/recruitment.html?cid=ad4755a3-46e8-42c5-a354-75697b793024&ccId=1524789714_7462&type=MP&lang=en_US

Dumper/Stacker
Cleveland, OH, US
21 days ago
Requisition ID : 1024

APPLY
Luxco, Inc., a bottler of premium spirits, is looking for a 1st shift Miscellaneous Laborer for its Cleveland manufacturing facility. For this position, we prefer that you have some experience in a manufacturing environment.

Bert has lots n lots of experience in a manufacturing environment

The Company is Luxor and They make Everclear.


Duties are to include:

Fill bottle feeding systems by hand.
Perform various hand work to include filling bottle cleaning systems, stacking boxes, filling capping machines, and occasional hand filling bottles.
Assist machine and tank operators with cleaning and quality control operations.
Maintain a safe working environment.
Maintain a high level of housekeeping.
Requirements:

Preferred one year experience in a liquid filling manufacturing environment.
Able to lift weight up to 40lbs repeatedly.
Knowledge of liquid filling and packaging operations preferred
Ability to read and follow step by step procedures.
Able to transition from individual tasks quickly and effectively.
Strong team working skills.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,773

@previous (Syntax)
That's to much work for him to handle.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,775

@960,772 (Syntax)

He won't even apply for work in his own state.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,777

@previous (D)
True but his home state only makes Tennessee sipping whiskey and as becky wood say
"Tennessee whiskey is one of the top ten exports of Tennessee"

And Tennessee whiskey such as Jack Daniels wood never be strong enough for bert.

ALSO Becky lives in the same state where Everclear is made which wood be one terrific incentive for bert to move - I think he owns maybe stuff just one napsack wood hold so moving for a job is just a Greyhound bus ride away.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #960,821

Damn it..
I sure wish that was just a few miles away..
Can you imagine that...me working for Luxco...that would be a hoot..

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #960,828

@previous (F)
You working anywhere will be a hoot. Not that you have what it takes to even apply for a job.

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #960,831

> occasionally hand filling bottles

That immediately caused me to think of leaning over a water fountain putting my mouth to a stream of water and drinking..

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