Topic: I want a keyboard where the keys are coated with cotton or something absorbent
Meta !Sober//iZs started this discussion 7 years ago #83,462
So I can keep typing in comfort when my fingertips have chicken grease on them.MR STEVEN MNUCHIN joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #960,658
So just cover a regular keyboard with cotton
Sorry joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,659
Maybe you could have special chicken gloves
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,668
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Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,670
The commercial for it will show someone pouring blue liquid onto the keyboard to show how absorbent it is.
Maybe you take the cotton cover off and wash it.
Maybe you take the cotton cover off and wash it.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,671
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
But we need something to compare its absorbancy to, perhaps tampons.
But we need something to compare its absorbancy to, perhaps tampons.
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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,673
Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #960,681
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #960,682
@previous (C)
I'll leave that to your discretion, they just need to keep chickens, and their various bits, off of keyboards.
I'll leave that to your discretion, they just need to keep chickens, and their various bits, off of keyboards.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #960,692
haha gross just wash your hands. my keyboard has that matte finish that doesn't take well to grease and I'm always really careful but I have pledge wipes in my room for when I grease things up
lol
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meta threads are good this week
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meta threads are good this week
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,870
@960,671 (D)
Good thinking. It'll need odor absorbency as well and a dry weave lining to lock in spilled coffee.
Good thinking. It'll need odor absorbency as well and a dry weave lining to lock in spilled coffee.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,871
If your idea doesn't blossom, try covering it in disposable plastic wraps.Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,872
@960,870 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Why is it we have a problem and attempt to solve the problem without solving the original problem?
The Engineer in me is driven to solve problems of course yet one should ask WHY is there a problem to begin with.
So for Chicken at home one wood skin the chicken to remove the outer fat covering and then poach the chicken in a herb infused stock or another liquid or as the Chinese often do and Steam it.
And for Grease free Crispy Fried Chicken I spent several years working on my ultimate solution and the web is loaded with ideas to go Grease Free and get Extra Crispy.
Of course one still wood end up with Crumbs falling all over the key board.
Solution wood be to design a key board that enjoys Crumbs and Grease and thrives on that operating enviro.
Why is it we have a problem and attempt to solve the problem without solving the original problem?
The Engineer in me is driven to solve problems of course yet one should ask WHY is there a problem to begin with.
So for Chicken at home one wood skin the chicken to remove the outer fat covering and then poach the chicken in a herb infused stock or another liquid or as the Chinese often do and Steam it.
And for Grease free Crispy Fried Chicken I spent several years working on my ultimate solution and the web is loaded with ideas to go Grease Free and get Extra Crispy.
Of course one still wood end up with Crumbs falling all over the key board.
Solution wood be to design a key board that enjoys Crumbs and Grease and thrives on that operating enviro.
Meta !Sober//iZs (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,873
@960,692 (G)
Elite operators such as myself sometimes have to multitask and there isn't time to put the chicken down if a shitpost has to be made.
> So for Chicken at home one wood skin the chicken to remove the outer fat covering and then poach the chicken in a herb infused stock or another liquid or as the Chinese often do and Steam it.
If I wanted chicken soup I'd buy some.
Elite operators such as myself sometimes have to multitask and there isn't time to put the chicken down if a shitpost has to be made.
> So for Chicken at home one wood skin the chicken to remove the outer fat covering and then poach the chicken in a herb infused stock or another liquid or as the Chinese often do and Steam it.
If I wanted chicken soup I'd buy some.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,904
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Is chicken grease part of the secret to your world-renowned moderating speed? I'd always assumed it was a mastery of four-cornered time.
Is chicken grease part of the secret to your world-renowned moderating speed? I'd always assumed it was a mastery of four-cornered time.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,939
What about when liberals jizz on their keyboards when they are watching a vid of that Demond kid prance around in front of guys at a gay bar?
https://youtu.be/nnkRnTVhgHc
https://youtu.be/nnkRnTVhgHc
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,940
ninjj replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,963
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,968
Jizz on keyboards. If some leaks to innards and encounters chicken grease and such. Its just possible micro electronic currents might co-join ions with semen and collywobbles into a Zoanthropy.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,986
@960,963 (ninjj)
I feel bad that they are tarting him up like a stripper and putting him on camera to cheer on diversity
I feel bad that they are tarting him up like a stripper and putting him on camera to cheer on diversity
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