Topic: Bacon is gross and stupid

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #83,451

It's too salty, it's got too much gross rubbery fat, it's always cooked too crispy by other people, and it basically serves no good purpose and should be eliminated. Also causes cancer or something.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Agree	2	15%
Can't disagree	5	38%
Can and do disagree	6	46%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #960,545

agree, cant can and do disagree about the causing cancer?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,626

Too crispy? What the help dude

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,627

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
It's pretty okay if it's soggy and flaccid

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,628

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,631

But what will they put in their shakes at Denny's?

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,642

Get unsalted bacon then and cook it yourself

Sorry joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,660

@960,626 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I love it all burned up and shit.

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 47 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,674

@previous (Sorry)
Me too

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,701

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
@960,660 (Sorry)

Why dont you two just buy a jar af bacon bits..

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,706

@previous (H)
They aren't crunchy

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,747

@960,701 (H)

What are those

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,748

@previous (G)

Dried pieces of bacon, that taste like leather.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,750

@previous (E)
I bet they'd be a might tastier alongside a bowl full of hotass peppers..

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,847

I like simulated bacon bits

the bacon is simulated

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,881

@960,642 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
Unsalted bacon lasts like four days in the fridge tbh.
@OP
You are absolutely entitled to your opinion but you're fucking wrong you idiot. What meat do you eat with your egg?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,896

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Sausage links

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,897

@previous (A)
That's reasonable thanks.

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,913

@960,881 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So??

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,914

@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
I don't want to buy bacon every four days and I don't eat breakfast regularly enough to justify buying something that lasts such a short period of time!

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,916

OP, You are stupid and greasy. Fat hanging off your sides. Stupid bitch. Cook it in the oven 420 for 15 mins comes out perfect.

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,917

@960,914 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Do you typically wait several weeks to eat the food you bought?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,919

@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
I don't eat breakfast regularly so I don't buy breakfast food that expires quickly. Why is that weird??

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 57 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,925

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
i typically eat the food i purchase

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,928

I have thought about giving up bacon, to be honest, but it's just so hard.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,933

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
How do you cook and eat your bacon?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,946

@960,925 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
We have that in common.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,947

@960,933 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Fry it up in a pan or buy the microwavable if I'm lazy.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,949

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
So you do cook stuff properly. You were acting like you never did that

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,953

@960,928 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Lent is coming up March 6. You could give bacon up for Pop goes the Weasel Jesus.

Jim !!U1oPlerJJ joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,957

Fuck you I'm Jim.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,970

@960,914 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> I don't want to buy bacon every four days and I don't eat breakfast regularly enough to justify buying something that lasts such a short period of time!

uhhhhh then freeze it fag!

Anonymous O double-posted this 7 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,971

@960,947 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
how is microwave bacon less work
so not worth it

Answer Anon II replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,979

@previous (O)
You just buy fully cooked bacon and heat it up for a few seconds in Microwave. No grease no fuss no mess.

https://www.amazon.com/Hormel-Black-Label-Cooked-Slices/dp/B074KN7S2D/

$37.00 for 9.5 Oz's

Anonymous O replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,980

@previous (Answer Anon II)
no grease no fuss just bacon

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,981

@960,971 (O)
It’s pre-cooked.

Answer Anon II replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,983

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Can be consumed without cooking for those seconds, but out of package is not crispy enough. Just 10 seconds and it's ready for a Bacon, Killer Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #961,041

@OP

> It's too salty, it's got too much gross rubbery fat, it's always cooked too crispy by other people, and it basically serves no good purpose and should be eliminated. Also causes cancer or something.

You could just kill yourself instead of whining about it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #961,048

@previous (P)
That seems somewhat extreme

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #961,177

@960,946 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Apparently not since you wait for it to expire

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #961,180

Yeah Americans can't cook bacon.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #961,235

@961,177 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
Since I do not buy unsalted bacon I actually do not wait for it to expire. Because it's not in my fridge.

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