Topic: A trucker goes to a whorehouse with $500.

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #83,417

Trucker says to the madam: "I want your ugliest woman & a boloney sandwich."

Madam replies: "For five hundred bucks, you could have one of my finest girls & surf n' turf."

Trucker responds: "Lady, I ain't horny or hungry, I'm homesick!"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #960,215

Why would he offer 500 dollars for that?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 58 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,216

@previous (B)
HE SAID HE'S HOMESICK!

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,218

@previous (A)
Ok but why is he offering way more than the madam will charge him to take away his homesickness?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,220

is the ugliest woman the trucker's mom?

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #960,221

@960,218 (B)
mo money mo ugly?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #960,228

@960,218 (B)
he didn't offer it he just has it I guess

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #960,229

@previous (D)
then how does she know he had $500?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #960,230

@OPenis

> boloney

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,234

@960,228 (D)

> he didn't offer it he just has it I guess

And the madam somehow happened to guess the exact dollar amount he had in his pocket?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,239

@previous (B)
it's her job right

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,242

@960,234 (B)
what pocket?

the madam's reply infers she's seen the amount the trucker was probably, most likely offering?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,251

MGTOW..

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,269

Expected a joke about how Bert doesn't show up to fights.

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,271

@960,239 (D)

> it's her job right

Clairvoyance is her job?

Anonymous B double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,272

@960,242 (C)

> what pocket?
>
> the madam's reply infers she's seen the amount the trucker was probably, most likely offering?

Are you one of those retards who announces to a salesman exactly how much you have to spend? Because you sure seem to think like one.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,275

@960,242 (C)
> infers

I can infer that you don't know English so much so good RE RE RE even Syntax have more better english! ???

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,276

@previous (E)
@960,272 (B)

Anonymous C double-posted this 7 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,277

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #960,279

@960,275 (E)

> >infers
>
> I can infer that you don't know English so much so good RE RE RE even Syntax have more better english!

Excuse me - I have this guy to back my quality take on Inglish

Minichan