Ghak the Hairy One started this discussion 7 years ago#83,390
Looking forth, the time is near. The one we call Dian the Beautiful will come of age.
The Sloth with his keen sense of smell will know when the time is right. Then and only then,
down by the river of Slient, will the rupture of the hymen take place. Dacor the Strong One
will assist me in the rupture. Then on the sacrificial rock of Mokka will the blood flow.
Making its path into the river. Then every living amphibian will know the rupture is complete!
Dacor will chant, the Sloth will dance, and I Ghak the Hairy one will bring forth an ear
shattering howl deep from within my soul, to let all living creatures know the rupture of the
hymen is complete.
As for living in the now, we await word from the Sloth to proceed.