Random IM from unknown person on Skype, tits as “her†profile pic…
> nada: hi
> protip: oh, hello!
> protip: I’m sure that you’re just a kind internet citizen.
> protip: What site would you like me to visit to sign up for amazing free offers?
> nada: you like sex
> protip: I am human, this is true.
> nada: you have camera
He calls me, I don’t answer out of habit.
> protip: oops, sorry, do that again
> nada: i am very hot
> protip: I’m sure.
I called him.
> nada: open camera
> nada: :*
> protip: riiiiiight
I turned on my cam, but just sat there, continuing to work.
> nada: you very swwet
> nada: you have smil face
> protip: you smell good
> protip: where is your camera?
He turns on his camera accidentally, revealing himself in a wifebeater in a dark room.
> protip: sup, dude?
He ends the call.
> protip: you’re bad at this :)
…and then never replies to the chat, again.
lol’d(Edited 8 minutes later.)
@previous (PROTIP !!pMmAiEwOm)
how u get spammers i never get spammers faggot
@previous (B)
My privacy settings are fairly lenient.
@previous (PROTIP !!pMmAiEwOm)
oh makes sense. carry on.