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Topic: New shtick idea: fake Bert reviews of actually nice food

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #83,345

written...in the classoc….. bertstyle….

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later[^] [v] #959,680

that's already my schtick

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,684

@previous (B)
Link us to your reviews

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,686

say can you buy every brand of genuine licorice candy out there, Finnish, Austalian, all that shit, and compare?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,690

Would the shtick be that Bert is actually a capable and knowledgeable food critic or would he just review really nice food with simplistic, low-brow responses?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,724

@previous (E)
The second one, I hope. It's funnier.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,763

@959,690 (E)
Like if Bert got a reservation at Dorsia, and reviewed the food.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,765

@previous (A)
Bert at Dorsia? *mandatory $100 cover charge. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Prix fixe menu for $485.00 for a Turkey dinner. That does include sides but not a beverage.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,769

@previous (G)

"the waitress was surpirsed when i asked about the blow job..i told her at 100 dollar cover charge it better come with head..they escorted me off the premises..1/5 stars.."

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,804

@previous (H)
nice

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,992

@959,763 (A)
I dont think he could even spell Dorsia, let alone have the class to eat there

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #960,022

@959,763 (A)

Isnt that a restaurant from American psycho
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