Topic: my morning felt like the aristocrats
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #83,317
i woke up and went to shit. I took a shit and all but apparently another toilet in the house was backed up so mine overflowed. shit everywhere, feet in shit water, but luckily, I thought, I had stopped the shit water from leaving the bathroom with rags. then all of the fire alarms go off. I thought there was maybe a fire because I had just gotten up and I went downstairs naked and wet after trying to get the shit water off of me and find water seeping from the fire alarm below my bathroom. then my brother comes through the door from a fishing trip. shit water everywhere. shit morning. the aristocrats
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #959,310
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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,312
...and then the daughter is sucking off the father, while the dog is fucking the son. The daughter barely can say "daddy no" due to the cock in her mouth, and the mother is looking at the scene with great anger. The mother yells out, "girl how many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full".
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,318
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,330
What a mess, the world is a MESS. A morning turned into a ontological nightmare, your brother murdering fish... What a mess.Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,332
lol his mouth is so small
I can imagine his dentist would sigh when he comes in, "oh god"
I can imagine his dentist would sigh when he comes in, "oh god"
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,334
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Mr president we can't charge Mexico! Mr president I'm not paying for it instead!
Mr president you can't shutdown dentistry!
Mr president we can't charge Mexico! Mr president I'm not paying for it instead!
Mr president you can't shutdown dentistry!