Topic: Fantastic new invention

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #83,306

Smart clothes.

Imagine an undershirt that tells you when you're sweaty (with stink rating), a hat that has local storage for music and Bluetooth for wireless earbuds, a battery jacket with a charger socket in your pocket, a ring with nfc and smart watch compatibility, shoes that can tell how fast you can pace and how long your stride is, alexa compatible underwear that can freshen your privates for you and so much more. Why hasn't anyone else tried this yet?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #959,160

It is the next step in the evolution of the internet of things.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,165

@previous (B)

I saw a Philips iot ad and at the end in little writing it said "most of this doesn't exist"

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,170

Smart locks that only open when you're wearing special socks

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,173

I want stuff that gives you like, extra senses.

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,192

most of these already exist

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN double-posted this 7 years ago, 16 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,193

not sure why you would want to 'locally store' music though

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,198

@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)

Why would you want to wear a hat with an Internet connection?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,200

Pants that will move your legs around for you so you don't have to

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,202

@959,198 (A)
so it could play spotify

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,204

@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)

Lol paying for music

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,214

@previous (A)
A whopping 7.50 a month!!

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,221

@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
How much is that in terms of fast food?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,224

@previous (E)
One, maybe two value meals.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,228

@959,214 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)

I have amazon music anyway

Real Indy !WBBizM.tDU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,229

What if you poop your pants?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,230

@previous (Real Indy !WBBizM.tDU)
Your pants will email your friends and family about it!

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,237

@959,221 (E)
i believe that might buy you a cheap mcdonalds menu

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,241

@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
Well that's pretty inexpensive then. Seems like a reasonable price.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #959,362

A belt that measures your waist and fat % and orders food for you based in your ideal outcome in terms of diet

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,573

Night cap that detects when you're sleeping and turns off the music or audiobook you're listening to

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,699

a shirt that you can download different skins to, so you can have an Adidas one day and a Lacoste the second day whilst wearing the same shirt

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 46 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,702

@959,573 (A)
you could just do that with a phone

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN double-posted this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,703

@959,699 (A)
that would be copyright infringement and is illegal

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN triple-posted this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,704

@959,170 (A)
you could just put an nfc sticker in a regular sock

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,723

@959,703 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
what makes you think the shirt designs were not properly licensed? Why do you hate progress?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,751

@959,703 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)

No they would be official skins

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,752

@959,704 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)

Yes in other words, a smart sock.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 7 years ago, 21 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,754

@959,702 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)

You could just do it with a hired manservant.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,758

oh! oh! I came up with one!

fartnoise-canceling underwear that detects your farts and sends out a destructive waveform so nobody can hear them!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,760

A smart hat that types from your voice

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,771

@959,752 (A)
well a smart sticker in a regular sock

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN double-posted this 7 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,772

@959,760 (A)
your phone already does this

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN triple-posted this 7 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,774

@959,723 (C)
@959,751 (A)
then that is a good idea thanks

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,780

@959,772 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)

So does a secretary

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,787

@previous (A)
*personal assistant

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,793

@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)

PersonalAssistantiat

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