Topic: “Spilling your seed” as a sin...

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #83,297

... fucking idiots have clearly never read the Bible. God was only mad about that because he specifically told that dude to impregnate his bros waifu and the asshole decided to fuck her but not cum inside.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #958,988

Fucking taking out of context ass jive turkeys...

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,989

7.7 billion people as of November 2018. It took over 200,000 years of human history for the world's population to reach 1 billion; and only 200 years more to reach 7 billion.

If people paid any real attention to the bible, the planet wood run out of Oxygen and it wood tilt out of Orbit with all that excess weight.

700 Trillion people wood be the result of fail to spill seed.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,998

whew I was about to say the same thing! glad you're reading the good book

Real Indy !WBBizM.tDU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,008

Could he have used...the Poophole Loophole?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,012

@previous (Real Indy !WBBizM.tDU)
no!!!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,014

Good thing there is no hell or I'd be going there!!!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,018

@959,008 (Real Indy !WBBizM.tDU)
Why is poop Always on the tip of your tongue and fingers.
Please do not reply.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,025

@previous (G)
Stop talking about poop, scat-tax

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,031

@previous (D)

@959,008 (Real Indy !WBBizM.tDU)
> Could he have used...the Poophole Loophole?

Are you blind or fapping to get there.

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #959,037

@previous (G)
what? I don't know what you're asking but I'm POoping

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,080

imagine the evil grin on Onan's face, signalling, fuck you god, I'm cumming on the ground

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,081

@959,014 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No heaven either, so you're safe.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,085

here we see the deed portrayed in lego form

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,086

and here's Robert Crumb's illustration

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #959,089

@959,085 (Sheila LaBoof)
If you Google Legos having sex, you find this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq1YYizb-ro

Shows Legos cuming in buckets - Buckets as euphemism.

Minichan