Topic: Has anyone ever drank a homeless man's urine?
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#8,329
I was with my pal just screwing off the other day, playin some stick ball and shit and he's like "hey we should drink some urine" I told him that was nasty and then some bum came up and offered his urine. So my pal is like, let's flip for it. He had a box of Momma Celeste pizza and was like "Momma Celeste face up, I do it, Momma Celeste face down, you do it" it landed face down and the bum pissed in a cup he got from the Majik Market. I held my nose and took a gulp and was all like, holy shit! That isn't so bad. Then Fats Ferguson came around the corner and sucked the bums dick for a nickel and a pickled egg. True story OMG!!!!
> And why did you not say anything on skype last night you fucking dildo?
I was probably asleep by then. I have very little incentive to participate in a group where I constantly get randomly removed/kicked.
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Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#145,727
@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
I knew that was coming. And no you weren't fucking sleeping because you answered the call. You just didn't say anything. I think you burped or something. I don't know why you think you would get kicked. Carebear really seems to like you A LOT ;)
Anais !!hd3yvtmTb joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#145,731
That sounds like an average Saturday for me.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#145,734
@145,727 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I don't remember answering no call. > Carebear really seems to like you A LOT ;)
If she truly felt that way, she'd give me host status so I could be immune to kicks.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#145,735
@145,731 (Anais !!hd3yvtmTb)
What happens on a crazy Saturday???
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^][v]#145,736
> >Carebear really seems to like you A LOT ;) > If she truly felt that way, she'd give me host status so I could be immune to kicks.
Maybe she is just toying with you in her own sweet way.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#145,740
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Being constantly added and removed is absolutely no fun. Pick one and stick with it.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#145,759
taste test!
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^][v]#145,760
@145,736 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
But seriously, get whoever keeps kicking me to stop kicking me.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,762
@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Nobody kicked you. Not that I know. Are you sure you are being kicked?
Anais !!hd3yvtmTb replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,764
@145,735 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I like to gargle about a pint of warm saliva. It makes me feel like a proper lady.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,765
@145,762 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ) > [4:37:38 AM] * Carebear ◕‿‿◕ removed Walter Calton from this conversation. *
That is total bullshit and you know it.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,771
@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Oh shit. That was from last night?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,773
@145,764 (Anais !!hd3yvtmTb)
Sounds about right to me. From one source or more?
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,777
@145,771 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yep. I would've told you guys that I was asleep, but, you know...
Anais !!hd3yvtmTb replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,779
@145,773 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
As many as I can get. Sim knows what I'm talking about.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,783
@145,777 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
So how did you answer if you were sleeping?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,785
@145,779 (Anais !!hd3yvtmTb)
Thy sounds kinda hot. Are you by any chance in a wheelchair or oxygen tent?
Anais !!hd3yvtmTb replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,786
Voice of !WisdomHsuU double-posted this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,820
> constantly be a fucking shitstain and kick me with no reasoning > actually expect me to participate in your skype circlejerks
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,824
@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Jeez big guy. Dont bust me up with rage. I was wanting to know why you always get mad about not being added and when you were you didn't say anything.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#145,829
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I didn't say anything because I'm always kicked when I can say anything, so when "my time for talking" comes, I'm not there. If you fucking imbeciles would get the hint already, then you'd have stopped the kicking bullshit long ago, as that joke has long become stale.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,133
@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
I love you Psychopath.