Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#958,500
I saw it in a picture on the internet so it's true
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,501
So, maybe Jews aren't so bad after all.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,504
Ah yes, I remember those those good ol' boys Moishe and Hirschel down on the plantation directing their hoards of slaves to wave the confederate flag and cheer on Robert E. Lee as he passed.
I wonder if this is why those guys in Charlottesville were chanting "Jews will not replace us!" Maybe they were afraid someone would try to rewrite history just like this.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 34 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,505
I think it's actually that 78% of Jews were slave owners
So by numbers, more non Jews were slave owners, but by percentage, more Jews were slave owners
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 47 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,506
@958,504 (D)
In my area we have a big historical plantation that was owned by a famous Jewish slave owner
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,508
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Well it must be true everywhere then! We should rewrite all those civil war stories and remake all the civil war movies to reflect a truth you feel comfortable with.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,515
@previous (D)
Why are you acting like something is being rewritten if it is true in the first place?
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,530
If true, what difference would it make?
It was 150 years ago and everyone involved is long dead.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,539
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,550
@958,515 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
No, it'll be great. I'm into it now. We'll remake Gone with the Wind but with all the white characters as Jewish stereotypes. We'll put some menorahs around and hang some muzuzahs on the doors. We'll do Glory and Gettysberg but all the CSA officers will just speak Yiddish. We can remake Birth of a Nation and have the KKK actually trying to help the blacks rise up against their Jewish masters.
I don't know how this new version of history has been hidden from us all this time.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 7 years ago, 2 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,551
@958,539 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Though I did think it was pretty funny when Fake Anon used the Jewish population for the town of Savannah, Georgia and divided it by the entire US Jewish population of the time and he was all like "see only .000001% of Jews owned slaves" and I was all like "but dude that's only ONE TOWN"
Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,554
@958,550 (D)
I'm legit surprised David Duke and Farrakhan haven't done this yet.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,555
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Don't pinch my idea. I'm sending spec scripts out to them tomorrow.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 second later, 41 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,556
@958,550 (D)
I'd be all for someone making parodies if existing historical fiction
We could do "Roots" but all of the slaves are trannies.
MR STEVEN MNUCHIN joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,560
Are Jews not white now
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 5 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^][v]#958,561
@958,551 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Yeah that was weird. White guilt is a hell of a drug
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#958,601
I want to see the alt-history crowd do mash-ups. We could mix this with the Irish slave story so that the story of slavery in America becomes a story of Jews oppressing the Irish.
@958,556 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
We could remake Roots along that storyline. We'll call it I don't even know how all these black people got here: They must've just shown up and started oppressing themselves. It'll be brilliant.
(Edited 6 minutes later.)
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#958,612
> I think it's actually that 78% of Jews were slave owners > > So by numbers, more non Jews were slave owners, but by percentage, more Jews were slave owners
Bogus fake News.
Mr. Farrakhan also claimed that "75 percent of the slaves owned in the South were owned by Jewish slaveholders." In 1860, there were about 15,000 Southern Jews and 4 million slaves. If 3 million (75 percent) were so owned, this would mean 200 slaves for every Jewish man, woman and child, or 1,000 slaves for every Jewish head of household. Jews owned only a fraction of 1 percent - thousands, not millions - of the enslaved population.