Topic: Am I being tested right now?
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 started this discussion 7 years ago #83,228
I had my urology appointment and they told me according to my semen analysis results there was no sperm count. While not wanting to let this one just go especially after that hellish year of 2018. I asked them if it's possible for the results being from an incomplete sample given. The doctor told me it could. So I called the fertility clinic that I gave the sample to this past June today to see if it was an insufficient sample. It was. Now I'm back at this crossroads of getting back on hormones or trying my hand (no pun intended) at providing an accurate sample so I could know for sure if I am sterile. It took me almost a fucking hour of just jacking off to produce what I mustered up into the cup the first time and it still feels like I was doing it wrong!
Everything in my life right now feels like a fucking test and it's really pissing me off.
Everything in my life right now feels like a fucking test and it's really pissing me off.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 46 seconds later[^] [v] #958,355
WE ALL KNEW THIS ALREADY YOU TURD
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,357
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,358
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
> Yeah, but that was just speculation, now we know officially. :-)
we officially knew when you described your semen as a clear fluid with some pee in it for
> Yeah, but that was just speculation, now we know officially. :-)
we officially knew when you described your semen as a clear fluid with some pee in it for
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,359
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 0 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,360
Maybe you should read up on how to masturbate? Also are you allowed to use lubricant?
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,361
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
No, they do not allow lubricant. I also tried searching for guides yet all I found was joke threads or information I kind of already knew and implemented.
https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/how-to-masturbate-for-men#different-strokes
No, they do not allow lubricant. I also tried searching for guides yet all I found was joke threads or information I kind of already knew and implemented.
https://www.healthline.com/health/mens-health/how-to-masturbate-for-men#different-strokes
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,363
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
I might try and look for you.
Another idea. Spend a few days finding a porn video or story that arouses you, and look at it on your phone while you jerk off.
I might try and look for you.
Another idea. Spend a few days finding a porn video or story that arouses you, and look at it on your phone while you jerk off.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,364
Reminds me of an OLD NYPD Blue Episode where a sperm sample was requested to make a baby.No longer a betting Man - I wood have placed a big bet on your Sperm as not exactly Baby Batter Quality.
The Engineer in me as always in mode to solve problems - I do have a Solution (pardon the pun) for you.
You do NOT need to bother with clinics and all that time required and worry and such and I am being serious here because I did Exactly this as a Teen.
This instrument you can find at your local school for free use. I had several as a Teen. Ordinary one works. You will either see something AMAZING - Mind Blowing and to detail Wood drive Becky up the wall.
If you have Swimmers you will see them in massive numbers - If not and you really really need to No Y - That takes some quality Docs to find out Y
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,365
@958,359 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Ugh. I don't know how to say this but cum is...white. It's not clear with some white specks. If it didn't look like that then you are not producing much, if any sperm.
Ugh. I don't know how to say this but cum is...white. It's not clear with some white specks. If it didn't look like that then you are not producing much, if any sperm.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,366
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Perhaps it's been to many years for you to remember - I do remember that first sperm wayyyyyyyy back when was clear real clear - Later it was white and thicker
Perhaps it's been to many years for you to remember - I do remember that first sperm wayyyyyyyy back when was clear real clear - Later it was white and thicker
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,368
@958,363 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That's something I actually tried to do when I was in the room. I think I might have been too stressed out though.
That's something I actually tried to do when I was in the room. I think I might have been too stressed out though.
MR STEVEN MNUCHIN joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,369
Stop posting about your cum you gross fuck
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,370
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,372
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,377
@958,368 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
You looked at somethong on your phone that has turned you on previously?
You looked at somethong on your phone that has turned you on previously?
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,379
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Recently with MC Search I tried to backtrack what She did or used to produce that first sample for test.
This one
https://minichan.org/topic/77281
There is another where she says she used her Tulpia (sp?)
Recently with MC Search I tried to backtrack what She did or used to produce that first sample for test.
This one
https://minichan.org/topic/77281
There is another where she says she used her Tulpia (sp?)
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,382
@958,366 (D)
> Perhaps it's been to many years for you to remember - I do remember that first sperm wayyyyyyyy back when was clear real clear - Later it was white and thicker
said the 76 year old to the 20-something
> Perhaps it's been to many years for you to remember - I do remember that first sperm wayyyyyyyy back when was clear real clear - Later it was white and thicker
said the 76 year old to the 20-something
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,386
@958,366 (D)
I remember my first orgasm but Catherine is in their late 20s. If they still can't produce sperm...then they aren't going to ever.
I remember my first orgasm but Catherine is in their late 20s. If they still can't produce sperm...then they aren't going to ever.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,387
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,389
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,391
@958,386 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
She did say she has had wet dreams. Even said she wished there was some device that might catch and keep what was emitted. Of course such a device exists.
I still insist-think- feel - that before she goes full on Gender switch she finds out why She does not function in the gender she was born in or is that of.
She did say she has had wet dreams. Even said she wished there was some device that might catch and keep what was emitted. Of course such a device exists.
I still insist-think- feel - that before she goes full on Gender switch she finds out why She does not function in the gender she was born in or is that of.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,393
@previous (D)
I am Alive a Alive o
U may be alive yet ur the walking waking dead.
Virgin, you has ur Rite n Left palms to please u
Wash hands well b4 u come in2 contact with others.
I am Alive a Alive o
U may be alive yet ur the walking waking dead.
Virgin, you has ur Rite n Left palms to please u
Wash hands well b4 u come in2 contact with others.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,395
@958,386 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
My semen years ago was white and milky like the actual description. But honestly, I read some testimonies of some being able to convinced after even being on the hormones. This really is a gamble that I am not sure why I cling to.
My semen years ago was white and milky like the actual description. But honestly, I read some testimonies of some being able to convinced after even being on the hormones. This really is a gamble that I am not sure why I cling to.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,398
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 45 seconds later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,399
I can skeet in under a minute if I focus.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 29 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,400
@958,395 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
> My semen years ago was white and milky like the actual description. But honestly, I read some testimonies of some being able to convinced after even being on the hormones. This really is a gamble that I am not sure why I cling to.
what gamble? why are you making this so hard on yourself lmao
> My semen years ago was white and milky like the actual description. But honestly, I read some testimonies of some being able to convinced after even being on the hormones. This really is a gamble that I am not sure why I cling to.
what gamble? why are you making this so hard on yourself lmao
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,404
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,406
@958,395 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
There are many here who agree: The very idea of you having a child in the future is beyond what WE can imagine. Where you live my best guess is that near by there must be someone who has a child under the age of 9 - And you should spend some time or even locate a child care facility close and walking distance from where you live and spend a few minutes observing -
Not trying to be mean here but yes you and a child wood have something in common to share - But you raising a child? Hey at least the very idea of such brings a smile to me so thanks for that
There are many here who agree: The very idea of you having a child in the future is beyond what WE can imagine. Where you live my best guess is that near by there must be someone who has a child under the age of 9 - And you should spend some time or even locate a child care facility close and walking distance from where you live and spend a few minutes observing -
Not trying to be mean here but yes you and a child wood have something in common to share - But you raising a child? Hey at least the very idea of such brings a smile to me so thanks for that
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 32 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,408
Can they like stick a needle in your balls and draw it out?
Anonymous J double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,409
I’ve said this before but is getting on T an option... idk if that would actually do anything though
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,410
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,415
@958,409 (J)
I thought that would be something the urologist would tell me but he seemed not too knowledgeable.
I thought that would be something the urologist would tell me but he seemed not too knowledgeable.
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,416
@958,408 (J)
There is and I asked the fertility clinic though I'm not sure where to get it done since it is considered a surgery.
There is and I asked the fertility clinic though I'm not sure where to get it done since it is considered a surgery.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 4 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,417
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,422
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #958,423
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
because he wants to drive it home that you are unfit to parent but he's senile so
because he wants to drive it home that you are unfit to parent but he's senile so
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #958,433
@previous (B)
Senile?
You agree because no one has ever replied and said Cathy wood or should be a parent. If it took years for Cathy to figure out why she was only getting dial up service from a cable company she is hardly one to handle the "complexicies" of raising a child.
Hell I am not sure that is something I wood want to do or even do a great job of - I have with Sister in Laws back when they were Teens but just a few years of each.
No one is going to find a single person here that in the past supports Cathy's quest to be a parent - None Nada Zilch
Senile?
You agree because no one has ever replied and said Cathy wood or should be a parent. If it took years for Cathy to figure out why she was only getting dial up service from a cable company she is hardly one to handle the "complexicies" of raising a child.
Hell I am not sure that is something I wood want to do or even do a great job of - I have with Sister in Laws back when they were Teens but just a few years of each.
No one is going to find a single person here that in the past supports Cathy's quest to be a parent - None Nada Zilch
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #958,434
@958,422 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
He's saying you would be a terrible parent and should never have kids
He's saying you would be a terrible parent and should never have kids
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #958,437
@958,433 (D)
Did you just make the comparison between child raising and networking?
That’s something new that I never saw before.
Did you just make the comparison between child raising and networking?
That’s something new that I never saw before.
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #958,440
@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
It's all about problem solving. You got dial up service and someone else paid for that and you lived with it for a long time and then let someone shell out cold hard cash to fix it when the solution was free at no cost.
A baby cries and as a parent one has to decipher if the cry is a call for attention for just attention sake OR a really good reason with a need required which cannot be so easy.
That Sir Cathy is something you have not networked for a solution now have you.
It's all about problem solving. You got dial up service and someone else paid for that and you lived with it for a long time and then let someone shell out cold hard cash to fix it when the solution was free at no cost.
A baby cries and as a parent one has to decipher if the cry is a call for attention for just attention sake OR a really good reason with a need required which cannot be so easy.
That Sir Cathy is something you have not networked for a solution now have you.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #958,441
@958,360 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Maybe you should read up on how to masturbate? Also are you allowed to use lubricant?
Why would he need lubricant for sperm donation? Do you leave the deposit in the nurse's ass in America?
> Maybe you should read up on how to masturbate? Also are you allowed to use lubricant?
Why would he need lubricant for sperm donation? Do you leave the deposit in the nurse's ass in America?
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #958,442
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #958,443
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #958,446
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,460
@958,443 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You'd want to donate a lot of sperm if that's how it worked
Fixed this
You'd want to donate a lot of sperm if that's how it worked
Fixed this
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,461
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,464
@previous (L)
Go over, check their diaper (maybe change it anyway if this wasn't the case), cradle them in my arms, and if that's not enough then get them a bottle since they could be hungry.
Go over, check their diaper (maybe change it anyway if this wasn't the case), cradle them in my arms, and if that's not enough then get them a bottle since they could be hungry.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,466
The good news if you're sterile you can just go straight to sex reassignment surgery!
You won't have to worry about sperm banking or whether or not you want to have kids because you were just shooting blanks anyway!!
Just chop your nuts right off!! ?
You won't have to worry about sperm banking or whether or not you want to have kids because you were just shooting blanks anyway!!
Just chop your nuts right off!! ?
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Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,467
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,476
@958,466 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Adoption is still an option. Adoption was always an option.
@previous (O)
They say parenthood changes a person.
Adoption is still an option. Adoption was always an option.
@previous (O)
They say parenthood changes a person.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,477
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,481
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I have a dick and happily jerk it off daily without lube. How, in your penisless woman's opinion, would lubricant "help with the masturbation process"?
I have a dick and happily jerk it off daily without lube. How, in your penisless woman's opinion, would lubricant "help with the masturbation process"?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,486
@previous (M)
I know men who use lubrication to help them masturbate, in particular, uncircumcised men.
Nothing controversial about this
I know men who use lubrication to help them masturbate, in particular, uncircumcised men.
Nothing controversial about this
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,489
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,494
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,498
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 17 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,499
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,512
@958,486 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Idk, I've used lube on probably 2 occasions just to see what it was like. It is not needed, cut or uncut.
Idk, I've used lube on probably 2 occasions just to see what it was like. It is not needed, cut or uncut.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 57 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,514
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,516
Yes, you are being tested. You are being tested right now, in fact. Minichan is just another test that you're taking.
@958,512 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
This guy gets it. We should masturbate like God intended. We don't need any fancywork modern chemicals.
@958,512 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
This guy gets it. We should masturbate like God intended. We don't need any fancywork modern chemicals.
Anonymous P double-posted this 7 years ago, 18 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,518
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 5 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,519
@958,514 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That's fair, I just never found it to do much besides make it slightly easier to cum. It wasn't like a lot more enjoyable or anything, Not worht the cost of the lube!
That's fair, I just never found it to do much besides make it slightly easier to cum. It wasn't like a lot more enjoyable or anything, Not worht the cost of the lube!
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,520
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 37 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,523
Or upgrade to a real penis
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,528
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 49 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,529
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Maybe one of those bad dragon sheaths. Can't wait for those to go mainstream.
Maybe one of those bad dragon sheaths. Can't wait for those to go mainstream.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,535
@previous (L)
Can you imagine a woman picking some Chad off of Tinder and when they start disrobing, he whips out a blue and pink, dog dick sheath?
The reaction would be too funny. I can only dream of seeing it.
Can you imagine a woman picking some Chad off of Tinder and when they start disrobing, he whips out a blue and pink, dog dick sheath?
The reaction would be too funny. I can only dream of seeing it.
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Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,543
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I would admire the dark red, maybe a stylish grey.
Or one of the MLP horse cock ones.
I would admire the dark red, maybe a stylish grey.
Or one of the MLP horse cock ones.
Anonymous O replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,546
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,547
@958,543 (L)
I'd submit to a glow in the dark, ribbed version of a pony sized dick. Maybe something glittery as well.
I'd submit to a glow in the dark, ribbed version of a pony sized dick. Maybe something glittery as well.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 38 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,548
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,600
@958,499 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'm still sceptical but as a concession to you I will use some lube when I have my wank tomorrow. I will report on the experience and whether the lube made any difference.
I'm still sceptical but as a concession to you I will use some lube when I have my wank tomorrow. I will report on the experience and whether the lube made any difference.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,610
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,626
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I usually have my wank in the mornings and it takes between 3 and 5 minutes usually. If you are around tomorrow during my wank, will you talk dirty to me to help hurry it along? We can use this thread for it.
I usually have my wank in the mornings and it takes between 3 and 5 minutes usually. If you are around tomorrow during my wank, will you talk dirty to me to help hurry it along? We can use this thread for it.
Anonymous O replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,628
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,634
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 32 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,660
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Late afternoon would be tricky for me but I'll try and make it work. A lot will depend on how occupied my work's toilets are since that'd have to be the venue. I'll do my best.
Late afternoon would be tricky for me but I'll try and make it work. A lot will depend on how occupied my work's toilets are since that'd have to be the venue. I'll do my best.
cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,661
@958,626 (M)
I don't think you should introduce two variables into the experiment. How will you know if it was the lube or the kooktalk that made the difference?
I don't think you should introduce two variables into the experiment. How will you know if it was the lube or the kooktalk that made the difference?
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 10 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,910
@previous (cccuuunnttt !RwordOooFE)
A valid point but it's a risk I'm willing to take if it means some Kook dirty talk.
A valid point but it's a risk I'm willing to take if it means some Kook dirty talk.
Anonymous M double-posted this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,110
@958,634 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Kook baby, we ready to do this thing? I got some lube, I got some free time, and I'm ready for my wank.
Kook baby, we ready to do this thing? I got some lube, I got some free time, and I'm ready for my wank.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,112
@previous (M)
I am not home yet. Have you considered what program or whatever you will use to get my voice to you
I am not home yet. Have you considered what program or whatever you will use to get my voice to you
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,124
Anonymous M double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,125
But if you want to upload 3-5 minutes of gutter talk to this forum, I'll be happy to do it that way too!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,135
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,146
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> *Jacks you off vigorously* "You like that, don't you retard?"
Woah woah, you started without me. Ok, I'm all set now. Not sure if I've done this right but I've smeared lube over my dick (uncut). Let's do this.
Yes, I do like being jacked off! Keep going!
> *Jacks you off vigorously* "You like that, don't you retard?"
Woah woah, you started without me. Ok, I'm all set now. Not sure if I've done this right but I've smeared lube over my dick (uncut). Let's do this.
Yes, I do like being jacked off! Keep going!
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Anonymous M double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,147
(My hand keeps slipping off my knob)
Anonymous M triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,148
Ok it's up. Feels weird though. This just seems to be making a messy task even messier.
Anonymous O replied with this 7 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,149
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,150
Kook, talk to me baby...
Anonymous M double-posted this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,151
Anonymous M triple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,152
So far not feeling any difference other than my dick feels slippery. Can't really get the grip I like.
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,155
@previous (M)
> So far not feeling any difference other than my dick feels slippery. Can't really get the grip I like.
It's only for cutfags because they only have scarred dead lump of flesh instead of sensitive uncut cock
Have a posh wank if you want to try something different
> So far not feeling any difference other than my dick feels slippery. Can't really get the grip I like.
It's only for cutfags because they only have scarred dead lump of flesh instead of sensitive uncut cock
Have a posh wank if you want to try something different
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 11 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,156
The squelchy sound is off-putting too. Kook dammit where are you, I'm delaying release here.
(Edited 39 seconds later.)
Kook replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,157
You want me to put a PB&J in your ass?
Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,159
This thread got interesting.
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,162
@959,157 (Kook)
> You want me to put a PB&J in your ass?
Umm...sure? Gonna unload soon by the way. Worn the lube off, got some proper grip now. Kook baby, let me hear you...
> You want me to put a PB&J in your ass?
Umm...sure? Gonna unload soon by the way. Worn the lube off, got some proper grip now. Kook baby, let me hear you...
Anonymous M double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,164
WHERE'S MY PB AND J BABY??... ...... .. GIVE IT TO ME .. . .. GGXDKL
Anonymous M triple-posted this 7 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,166
GAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAASSDDFFHFFDVHHCCDFHJJVFDGYYHHFHHHHHHHGFFFDEFGGFGGGGH!!?!!::;''&-6+¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kook replied with this 7 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,167
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,168
Jesus jumped up Christ of Nazareth that hit the spot...
Anonymous M double-posted this 7 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,169
All fucking day I was putting that off. Let me clean up here and then I'll give my overall thoughts of the experience.
Koop replied with this 7 years ago, 56 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,171
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,172
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,180
@959,171 (Koop)
> I was Koop all along! Bwahahahaha!
Much obliged to you Koop, that was a wank for the ages. Mainly though because I'd been holding it in throughout the working day.
My opinion is this - lube adds nothing to the experience of jerking off an uncut knob. It turns the act of wanking into trying to catch a leaping salmon with your bare hand. It was only when I'd worn most of it away that I could get the friction I like. The sound was kind of unpleasant too. Very loud. You couldn't do that regularly in a toilet cubical, you'd be caught sooner rather than later.
No lube beats lube. Final verdict.
> I was Koop all along! Bwahahahaha!
Much obliged to you Koop, that was a wank for the ages. Mainly though because I'd been holding it in throughout the working day.
My opinion is this - lube adds nothing to the experience of jerking off an uncut knob. It turns the act of wanking into trying to catch a leaping salmon with your bare hand. It was only when I'd worn most of it away that I could get the friction I like. The sound was kind of unpleasant too. Very loud. You couldn't do that regularly in a toilet cubical, you'd be caught sooner rather than later.
No lube beats lube. Final verdict.
(Edited 5 minutes later.)
Anonymous M double-posted this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,182
@959,172 (L)
> Will you also try and review a posh wank?
Sure, but I'll need a day's recovery time. Also, what is it?
> Will you also try and review a posh wank?
Sure, but I'll need a day's recovery time. Also, what is it?
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,184
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,187
@previous (L)
Huh, ok then. It'd save the clean-up job I just had to do (tempted to leave it to the cleaners). But do people really jerk off into rubbers? Why??
Huh, ok then. It'd save the clean-up job I just had to do (tempted to leave it to the cleaners). But do people really jerk off into rubbers? Why??
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,188
Koop !!PCXkz7LPs replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,194
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,195
@959,188 (L)
Ah fair enough. Thought maybe it's when you jerk off onto a sleeping beggar or something.
Ah fair enough. Thought maybe it's when you jerk off onto a sleeping beggar or something.
Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,201
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 39 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,219
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,227
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'll give anon L's 'posh wank' a go tomorrow and see if that's any different.
I'll give anon L's 'posh wank' a go tomorrow and see if that's any different.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,232
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,233
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I'll see what I can do.
Our dirty talk was heading somewhere before you disappeared. Let's pick it up for tomorrow's wank.
I'll see what I can do.
Our dirty talk was heading somewhere before you disappeared. Let's pick it up for tomorrow's wank.
Anonymous M double-posted this 7 years ago, 14 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,373
@959,184 (L)
So I gave a 'posh wank' a spin this morning. Not overly impressed. As with the lube, it's the feeling of a barrier between skin and skin that puts me off. You can't work it the way you really want to. In the middle of my wank it occurred to me that this would be like trying to play a very beautiful, emotional guitar solo while wearing gloves. The magical connection between fingers and strings would be dulled.
In future I'll be sticking to a regular wank. Thanks anyway for the recommendation.
So I gave a 'posh wank' a spin this morning. Not overly impressed. As with the lube, it's the feeling of a barrier between skin and skin that puts me off. You can't work it the way you really want to. In the middle of my wank it occurred to me that this would be like trying to play a very beautiful, emotional guitar solo while wearing gloves. The magical connection between fingers and strings would be dulled.
In future I'll be sticking to a regular wank. Thanks anyway for the recommendation.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,450
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #959,485
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
loool
@959,135 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> *Jacks you off vigorously* "You like that, don't you retard?"
looooooooooool
loool
@959,135 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> *Jacks you off vigorously* "You like that, don't you retard?"
looooooooooool
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 19 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #959,701
@959,450 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Now try getting circumcised before you masturbate
No, my wanking experiments are over. From now on I am sticking with what is familiar and pleasant to me. Besides which, I've read that removing the prepuce turns a wonderfully sensitive part of the organ into a numb stub of coarsened flesh.
> Now try getting circumcised before you masturbate
No, my wanking experiments are over. From now on I am sticking with what is familiar and pleasant to me. Besides which, I've read that removing the prepuce turns a wonderfully sensitive part of the organ into a numb stub of coarsened flesh.
(Edited 36 seconds later.)
MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #959,710
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #959,711
@959,701 (M)
@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
and yet only Female Genital Mutilation is seen as wrong and immoral.
@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
and yet only Female Genital Mutilation is seen as wrong and immoral.
MR STEVEN MNUCHIN replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #959,714
Anonymous M replied with this 7 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #959,716
@959,710 (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)
> I have also heard this. God imagine your dickhead scraping against underwear
Indeed. I feel there is a sound biological reason the male human body evolved to have a foreskin. Removing it because of the superstitious whims of ancient desert tribes is as sensible as cutting off the eyelids, in my humble opinion. Though I want to make it clear that I am expressing no disdain towards people on this forum who have had it removed. If they can somehow flog some feeling into those calloused, mutilated cockheads of theirs, more power to them I say.
> I have also heard this. God imagine your dickhead scraping against underwear
Indeed. I feel there is a sound biological reason the male human body evolved to have a foreskin. Removing it because of the superstitious whims of ancient desert tribes is as sensible as cutting off the eyelids, in my humble opinion. Though I want to make it clear that I am expressing no disdain towards people on this forum who have had it removed. If they can somehow flog some feeling into those calloused, mutilated cockheads of theirs, more power to them I say.