Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#83,200
My guesses:
1. Becky: prosecutes innocent, poor black children and puts them in jail.
2. Bert: wakes up at noon, yells at mom to leave him alone, starts drinking Everclear to get rid of last night's Everclear hangover.
3. Meta: waddles to his SUV then drives 0.3 miles to his Walmart janitorial job.
4. McWalter: literally stays at McDonald's eating all day.
5. Indy: runs his international restaurant empire.
6. Syntax: poops his diapers in the nursing home.
7. Other?????