Topic: I go to the Club with 5 Wing-Men; And Bring Bitches Back to my Lovemaking Den
Eco started this discussion 7 years ago #83,180
I'm An Ethical VeganNo I Don't Eat Meat
If I See You Abuse An Animal
You're Sure to Get Beat!
Now, You're In For A Treat
I'll Spit some shit that be Sweet
'cause The Eco is Elite
He'll Knock You Off Your Feet
I go to the Club with 5 Wing-Men
And Bring Bitches Back to my Lovemaking Den
But Now I'm Technically HOMELESS
Without no Employment
Doin' drugs is the only way I find Enjoyment
But I need A Steady Deployment
of STD Ointment!
From the Day I Popped Out my Mama's Snatch
Bitches Knew that The Eco Was a Fuckin' Catch
But If I Find Y'all Searching through my Stash
Or Handling My Cash
I Don't Mean to Be Brash
But you're Gonna Get Lashed!
I Cut a Playa Down Fast!
In the Drug UnderWorld
You Don't Know who to Trust
Every Dawg Seem to have a Knife to Thrust
They'll Ram it through your Bust
You Can Scream If you Must!
I've seen Cats Get Popped
Over a 10-dollar Rock
The Floor gets Mopped
Blood Soaks your Sock
They Got Prey To Stalk
And that ain't Just Talk
People Lacing our Drugs with Dangerous Chemicals
Just a Spec will kill you, it seems inevitable
Incredible the Government Just Turns the Other Cheek
When People OverDose In the Middle of the Street
It Happens Every Week
So Much that I Can't Speak
It's a Shame that Society's Lost Its Values
But You Shouldn't be a Cynic, Really, Shall you?
Keep your Chin up High
And then Kiss the Drugs Goodbye
Make Some MEANING In the World
Don't Chase Diamonds and Pearls
But Back to the topic of Government Corruption
It's enough to cause a Massive Eruption
Mass Riots in the Street
See the Po-Lice Gettin' Beat
People Stealing Neighbors' Food
E'erybody Actin' Rude
E'veryone Got An Attitude
But It's time to Fade away with an Interlude...
I keep the Name and Badge Number
Of every Cop who does Encumber me
Hopin' to catch the Eco slumbering
I ignore the bullshit they be mumbling
They say I have right to an attorney
Then they try to taze me, and strap me to a gurney
Say that I'm a risk to the Public Safety
So they try to mace me
As they turn and face me
It's always three armed cops on one unarmed dude
Though I'm being polite, they insist on bein' rude
Then they bang my fuckin' head on the cruiser door
And then they bruise you up more,
If ya don't hit the floor
A bunch of power-trippin' punks known as the Police
I'ma hunt each one down upon my release
I'm careful to write down their license plates
So I can follow them home and Annihilate...
I'll stick a broomstick up your Cunt
As I'm riding in the Front
Of a stolen whip in which we dip
As I'm on an Acid Trip
High on Shrooms
And ridin' on Fumes
Poppin' Molly
Til We Jolly
Wit' A Bitch named Holly
Representin' The T-Dot
'Til the day I get shot
Just put me in the spot,
If ya doubt that I'm hot!
I'll put Hot Sauce on your Twat!I
As The Neighborhood's Sleeping
The Eco Be Creeping
Slowly Round the Block
Looking for someone to Stalk
I've got Like 10 Folding Knives
Make People Run for their Lives
As I Strive to Survive
Got a DEAD SOUL to Revive!
When you're taking out Money from the Bank Machine
I'll be Right there Behind you, to Steal Your Green
Yeah, I'm a Mean Fiend who's just a bit obscene
But I'm a KING without a Queen
and that's REALLY not my Scene!
I Break Into Houses
And Rape People's Spouses
And I Scam Companies
It's as Easy as a Breeze!
Then They Beg Me Please
Not to Spread Disease
But I'm about to Sneeze
'Cause I'm Really Gettin' Cheesed!
I LOOT Shit From Cars
And Get Thrown out of Bars
I'm A Compulsive Liar
But Sharp as Razor-Wire
I'ma Build an Empire
To Showcase my Desire
To See the Land Engulfed in Fire
I could Rhyme
Til the End of time
about my life of Crime
While I'm eating a Lime
So pass me the Wine
And get back in-Line
These Lyrics are Divine
And I'm HARDLY TRYIN'
If they Ask Who Stabbed You
Just Tell'em It's Ryan!
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #958,004
this one is way too long
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #958,026
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,081
You call yourself an animal lover, but aren't your parents technically animals? Why not be kind to them?
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #958,097
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
it's weird because he's vegan because his mom is vegan
@958,026 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
more like King Queer
it's weird because he's vegan because his mom is vegan
@958,026 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
more like King Queer