@OP
Pizza time!(Edited 23 minutes later by a moderator.)

There once was a fellow named Lynne,
Age forced him to wear the Depends.
Cause every time he would fart,
He'd guess wrong and would shart,
And fill his plastic covered rear end.
@previous (E)
Someone Matt is obsessed with.
@previous (E)
We're good fellows at the secret gay club of San Fran.