Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#955,541
Maybe you could get a black eye in a safe way, walk around with a medical bandage patch with the bruise still visible. Tell everyone that you lost your eye and that you don't want to talk about it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#955,542
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but at some point in my lie, your lie, i might sneak a peek...i'd hate to be singled out with one headlight
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#955,543
Sometimes you can wear sunglasses, tell em you sick of the patch. Then whenever you want both eyes, just wear the sunglasses
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^][v]#955,544
@OP
Grow an impressive beard and leave burning pieces of cannon fuse in it when you go outside.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#955,545
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when i was a child. i fashioned an eyepatch with rubberbands and cottonballs. my neighbor i wanted to impress, i dont reemember after that.
Joran Van Der Jackson joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#955,567
just tell them you TO TREAT AMBLYOPIA WEAR AN EYE PATCH
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#955,568