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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^][v]#144,702
unless you are taller than fuck or take truckloads of steroids, thats fat.
Im fatter. Well, I weight 10lbs more and I'm 6'
Eating is the only time I feel alive. I also drink lots of coke. I dont even like it. I think I have a sugar addiction or something because I crave it. Im definitely pre-diabetic. I dont care though. Its unlikely to be that that kills me.
Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^][v]#144,708
As we've already been over, OP is a fucking retard and didn't specify their height, so it's impossible to tell weather or not that's overweight. As for you, sort it out.
> take truckloads of steroids
Typical fat mentality. "Anyone that's in shape takes truckloads of steroids."
Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^][v]#144,711
@144,699 (C)
265lbs of fat is different to 265lbs of (mostly) lean mass.
MY BODY FAT IS 18% U JELLY FATTIES
LOL I JUST SAID JELLY YOU GOTTA GO EAT NOW OMNOMNONMONMONMOMNDIABETES
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SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#144,712
Yes it is.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#144,715
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,863
@145,789 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
You can be if you want to! Just keep eating.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,865
@previous (G)
But I've done nothing but sit down and sometimes eat for the past 5 months. And it turned out you're wrong.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,874
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Oh. My mistake. Maybe your body works in reverse. Stop eating, exercise like mad, get pregnant, and do heroin.
(the pregnancy is the failsafe, yourbelly will get big. Just abort it before it comes out on it's own. It's harder to kill them then because it's not really legal. You have to lay them face down in their crib and pretend it's an accident. Pretending to be in mourning is sooooo exhausting).
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,905
@previous (G)
It's easy to get rid of babies. In any case, I'd raise it to be my minion.
Can I do cocaine instead of heroin? Better yet, both?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,935
@145,854 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I don't get the point. You want to be super fat?
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,936
@145,905 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I assumed you were doing cocaine.
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,937
@145,935 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Yes. I could just chill out and JIGGLE.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,939
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Don't know if that is hot. Also if you were fat,people would ask you if you wanted to go to the gym with them just because they know you would say no.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,940
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
It probably isn't. But it'd be fun.
What would they do if I said yes?
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 11 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,942
@145,939 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Want to go to the gym?
Anonymous G double-posted this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,946
@145,940 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Being fat isn't fun. It's actually pretty much a nightmare you never wake up from. You feel uncomfortable all the time. You get really sweaty even when it's cold.
you end up hating clothes shopping so much you stop buying clothes. You have like two outfits that you think you look acceptable in, so where them everywhere. Then they slowly get tighter and tighter because you get fatter and fatter because you can't break the cycle because whatever fucked up shit caused you to try eating yourself to death is compounded by this feeling
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,947
@145,940 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
They would probably take you just not to the gym.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,948
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,950
@145,942 (G)
You don't get it because it's an inside joke.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ double-posted this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,953
@145,949 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Maybe somewhere else. Russian roulette with lions in Africa perhaps?
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,955
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
That would honestly be rather amazing. But only if it's exactly as you described.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,958
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
If you are 256 lbs you probably couldn't handle a rifle so well.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,959
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I see no reason why not.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,960
@145,948 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
I am 99% bodyfat. I have to be rolled about by two strong mexicans. They work for the cheese that they find between my folds during cleanings.
It feeds their families though, so thats good.
Sometimes pigs suckle upon my nips mistaking me for their mother. I don't stop them. I hate myself afterwards, but it's all I have.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,963
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,964
@145,959 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Because you would be like a short little blob.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,965
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I know. It'd be amazing!
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,967
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
That is disgusting and kinda...cute?
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,969
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I don't know, but I'd roll down streets and hills, using my fat as a shield against whatever's in my way.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,973
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Interesting. If you did that you would lose weight
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,974
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
How so? It doesn't take physical effort to roll.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,981
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
You would burn some calories so you would have to have a feedbag attached to your face. Full of jello.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,983
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Jello and body chocolate.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,989
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Body chocolate. Yes. And jello.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,993
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Blood and hooker smegma would work too.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,995
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
And whipped cream? (it took longer than I would have guessed but it's about to start isn't it?)
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#145,998
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Only if I can inhale the gas first.
(It might. It might not. Leaning towards not.)
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,001
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Of course you would inhale the gas first!
(oh good. I was bracing for it)
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,002
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Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,004
@146,001 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Inhaling chloroform would work too.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,006
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
But then you would pass out and not roll so well. You would have to have someone roll you around.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,007
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Nah. As long as there's some sort of downhill slant, I'd roll pretty good.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,008
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
What about when you came to a stop?
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,010
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Then I'd just kind of chill out there until some sort of catalyst appeared.
Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,012
@146,007 (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Not true. The human body doesn't develop fat evenly. It's actually quite awkward, and your appendages act as brakes. It's necessary to have your arms and legs strapped tight and you will need at least two burly rollers. I recommend mexicans. Whites will only work so many hours. Blacks will quit after an hour and take like 10 breaks. Indians are rude. Native Americans won't show up because they're drunk. Asians can get better work.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,015
@previous (G)
Fine. Crush my hopes and dreams, why don't you?
If I can't just roll everywhere, I'll be the black man running. In all caps.
I'll be a BLACK MAN RUNNING through the streets. Never stopping.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,020
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
It wasn't a very well thought out plan to begin with.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,022
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Neither was your conception.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,023
@previous (Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6)
Rape is planned sometimes.
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,024
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
But the rape babies aren't.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 48 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#146,026