Topic: A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter, about an hour after they left for a night..
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,278
A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her.After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. (The parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage, so the living room TV did not have satellite channels.)
Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the clown statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous.
"Take the children and go to the neighbors", said whichever parent was talking to her. "We'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue."
The police caught the clown as he was running through the neighborhood.
KIller Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #144,573
There's a more creepy version of this with an angel statue.
mewoth joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,578
meh its alright but since ive read this so many times its not creepy anymore
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,584
A clown threw acid in the face of some guy in my neighborhood growing up.
He had balloons and all (the clown may have been a woman).
Not an urban legend. Actual happening.
He had balloons and all (the clown may have been a woman).
Not an urban legend. Actual happening.
mewoth replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,586
@previous (D)
hearing that upsets me because many children are afraid as clowns as it is
stories like that just make everything worse and children right about being afraid of supposedly evil shit
hearing that upsets me because many children are afraid as clowns as it is
stories like that just make everything worse and children right about being afraid of supposedly evil shit
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,587
@OP
the one I heard had the clown banging the babysitter when the parents walked in and they were all "but we didn't hire a babysitter!!!"
the one I heard had the clown banging the babysitter when the parents walked in and they were all "but we didn't hire a babysitter!!!"
mewoth replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,589
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,591
mewoth replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,594
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,596
mewoth replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,599
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
im jealous cause my brain is extremely borked but somehow it got a bit better this past year or two maybe cause sober
im jealous cause my brain is extremely borked but somehow it got a bit better this past year or two maybe cause sober
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,601
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Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,608
I came in expecting this story... Except that it was in the child's room. It makes sense to be in a child's room, more so than in the parents'.
mewoth replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,612
green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #144,620
Mr Mime.
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #144,626
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #145,594
According to at least one source I tracked down, the Clown was later identified as Mr. Robert Grey, a sociopathic, sewer-dwelling serial killer hailing from the town of Derry, Maine...
