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Topic: My neighbor is garbage

Ks started this discussion 7 years ago #82,652

I could go through a list of things he's done, but the most recent is shooting his gun in the air while cussing me out because I looked out of the door. I stepped outside and let him know what an awful fucking neighbor he's been. That lead to him walking over and threatening to beat the shit out of me (I have that on video). Unfortunately his mouth is bigger than his balls, because despite my best efforts I couldn't get him to take a swing and his friends has to 'pull him away'. I filed a police report ofc, but I'm not satisfied. I really want to put this fucker in his place, but I have to keep it legal.

What would you do, fora?

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #953,809

> What would you do, fora?

I would quit drinking soy then next time he walks over to me I would smile, put my hands up and then suddenlly headbutt him.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,810

Send him pics of animals fucking in the mail.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,813

Also, if you still have a Christmas tree up and it's a real one it would be very dry about no so I would take it out in the middle of the night, stuff it under his car and light it.

Ks (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,818

He likes to sit in his front yard with friends and family on nice nights and drink. I'm considering buying a super bright light bar for my car and aiming it right in their faces. Then when he inevitably approaches me I'll blind him with a super bright flashlight. I think he'll try to knock the flashlight away and I'll legally be able to defend myself.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,821

kill him with kindness

Ks (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,822

@previous (D)
I tried that, actually. He just sucks.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,824

Forgive him, and pray to God (SWT) to forgive you.

Ks (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,826

@previous (E)
I'd rather burn in hell. Thanks.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,829

@previous (Ks)

Such is the fate of the unbeliever.

Miss FAITH OKEKE joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,832

@953,809 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
ks would kick your ass though, gluten free soyboy

Ks (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #953,838

@953,809 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
That would be assault ?

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #953,854

@previous (Ks)

What you nee to do is do it like in the old days. Call him out, put a chip of wood or other small object on your shoulder, tell him exactly what you think and dare him to knock it off.

(Edited 10 seconds later.)

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #953,866

@953,838 (Ks)
Buy a gun and shoot him as soon as he sets foot on your property. In Louisiana, it’s legal.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #953,877

There is some kind of acid you can get that will totally dissolve a body even the bones..

Miss FAITH OKEKE replied with this 7 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #953,878

@previous (H)
nice idea Bert

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #953,880

.

(Edited 38 seconds later.)

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #954,052

lice

Ks (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #954,187

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Flea eggs are cheap and he has dogs. But I'm looking for a more permanent and direct solution. I want an end to his bullshit.

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #954,188

sneak estrogen in his water supply

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #954,199

Spray a nerve agent on his door handle

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #954,201

Are you the real Ks, praytell?

Ks (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #954,207

@previous (L)
Yes.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #954,209

@previous (Ks)
I miss your angry faces.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #954,224

Did you try putting the thing on your shoulder?

Yep replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #954,647

@previous (E)
That's just for nerds who think they are tough but end up getting their ass beat.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #954,678

@previous (Yep)

If you think that, then knock it off and see.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #954,682

i mean
is he a cop-caller
if he's not then...

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #954,684

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
then consider one if not all answers here in the order it was received

Ks (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #954,771

@954,682 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He may not be, but I can't go to jail. I can hopefully avoid kicking his ass, but it's really up to him. He thinks a big bad biker and relies on intimidation and bullying. But I'm not afraid and I don't think he knows how to handle someone calling his bluff.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #954,830

@954,678 (E)
Itd be knocked off before the hand you put it up there with got down to your side...and about the time you were noticing me knock it off youd have already been pounded at least two times and wondering just what went wrong...boy..

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Anonymous H double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #954,832

@954,771 (Ks)
lol..you're gonna get stomped..

Ks (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 19 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #954,998

@previous (H)
It's doubtful. Most people have zero training. I competed in state wrestling, boxed, kickboxing and taekwondo growing up. I have a very nice advantag.
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