Topic: Asshole problem. DM unrelated
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,265
I'm gonna be blunt. My asshole itches like fuck. It doesn't hurt when I sit down or anything, so I don't think it's a hernia or anything. But boy does it itch all the time! I do wipe my ass thoroughly, but I only think this exacerbates the problem. I try my best not to scratch it, but when I do I notice that there is blood. To me, it just seems like a cut or something has developed in the gooch area and pooping and scratching seems to undo the healing. What can I do to make this go away?
Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #144,404
Rub your bare asshole on the carpet. It works best in a scooching motion at high speeds.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,405
you might have a nasty infection
talk to a doctor
apply benedryl cream
and i guess, make sure its clean all the time.
talk to a doctor
apply benedryl cream
and i guess, make sure its clean all the time.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,407
Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,409
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,410
what the fuck am i reading.Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,412
1. get a dog infected with worms
2. do exactly as he does
2. do exactly as he does
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,413
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,414
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,415
@OP
do you have sex in the ass and if so does anything out of the ordinary happen?
do you have sex in the ass and if so does anything out of the ordinary happen?
Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,416
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,418
@144,415 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I've only had sex in the ass once. He was a freak and refused to lube it up, but this was a couple of weeks ago. He liked me calling him "bubblemaster" for some reason. It's all over now. I just scratched my ass just now, and rolled up black stuff that feel like eraser shavings are stuck beneath my nails. Do you know what this is?
I've only had sex in the ass once. He was a freak and refused to lube it up, but this was a couple of weeks ago. He liked me calling him "bubblemaster" for some reason. It's all over now. I just scratched my ass just now, and rolled up black stuff that feel like eraser shavings are stuck beneath my nails. Do you know what this is?
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,421
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,423
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
It stays solid if I pick it off my nails and just let it sit there for a couple of minutes. But here's the catch! If I rub it against my thumb and index finger, it smears again. So I'd have to say both.
It stays solid if I pick it off my nails and just let it sit there for a couple of minutes. But here's the catch! If I rub it against my thumb and index finger, it smears again. So I'd have to say both.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,424
@previous (A)
It's probably blood of some type. If it is that would be expected but if it isn't blood you could have some major problems. The only way to know for sure is to taste it to see if it has the mineral heavy blood taste. If you want to give it a little lick. Dont eat anything.
It's probably blood of some type. If it is that would be expected but if it isn't blood you could have some major problems. The only way to know for sure is to taste it to see if it has the mineral heavy blood taste. If you want to give it a little lick. Dont eat anything.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,427
Lol, you have anal worms.
lol
lol
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,428
@144,424 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Okay. I just gave it a good ol' lick and it tastes like Bubblemaster's dick, his sweat and my sweat, my blood, and maybe Bubblemaster's fart. It's really strange, but Bubblemaster stuck those bubble sticks with bubble liquid in my butt. He then farted into my butt and watched the bubbles come out from my butt. So, I don't know who's fart it belongs to. What do you think?
Sorry if this sounds disturbing guys.
Okay. I just gave it a good ol' lick and it tastes like Bubblemaster's dick, his sweat and my sweat, my blood, and maybe Bubblemaster's fart. It's really strange, but Bubblemaster stuck those bubble sticks with bubble liquid in my butt. He then farted into my butt and watched the bubbles come out from my butt. So, I don't know who's fart it belongs to. What do you think?
Sorry if this sounds disturbing guys.
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Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,429
RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,435
When is dm NOT related*
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 12 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,436
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,437
I gave you advcice, no response?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,449
@144,436 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Well, once... he told me his 91 year old aunt was raped and murdered while he was plucking out my pubic hair. (He doesn't like pubic hair) I asked him if he wanted to do a threesome with me, him, and his aunt. He said I was a typical woman and ran off. We have made up now.
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Thanks for your constructive advice. It is far too late to get benadryl cream. I will do it first thing in the morning. Has my situation ever happened to you, Falco? you seem to know a lot about what to do in an asshole crises.
Well, once... he told me his 91 year old aunt was raped and murdered while he was plucking out my pubic hair. (He doesn't like pubic hair) I asked him if he wanted to do a threesome with me, him, and his aunt. He said I was a typical woman and ran off. We have made up now.
@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Thanks for your constructive advice. It is far too late to get benadryl cream. I will do it first thing in the morning. Has my situation ever happened to you, Falco? you seem to know a lot about what to do in an asshole crises.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,453
@previous (A)
It could have been when he was plucking out your pubic hair. You could have gotten an infection. Did you ever have to drink any of his bodily fluids?
It could have been when he was plucking out your pubic hair. You could have gotten an infection. Did you ever have to drink any of his bodily fluids?
protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,465
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
You are an artist;
These pages are your canvas,
And your keyboard is your tool.
You are an artist;
These pages are your canvas,
And your keyboard is your tool.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,467
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,477
@144,453 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
He collects those black like eraser shavings and boils it in a kettle for 10 minutes. By then, it is liquid and drinkable. This is the only bodily fluid I have drunk from his body.
He collects those black like eraser shavings and boils it in a kettle for 10 minutes. By then, it is liquid and drinkable. This is the only bodily fluid I have drunk from his body.
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,482
@previous (A)
Hmm. That might be your problem. Do you pass the liquid as urine? And if so could you describe that?
Hmm. That might be your problem. Do you pass the liquid as urine? And if so could you describe that?