Topic: If you cannot cook without setting off two fire alarms...

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #82,647

...are you even doing it right?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #953,759

Are they normal firealarms or Gourmet Fire Alarms?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 55 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,760

Doing it right means removing batteries from fire alarms.

MR STEVEN MNUCHIN joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,778

@previous (C)
I do this

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,781

@previous (MR STEVEN MNUCHIN)

I disabled all mine so I could smoke weed indoors

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,793

@953,760 (C)
What if there is an actual fire and isn’t that illegal?

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,796

@previous (A)
It used to be illegal for Man to chow down on gals pussy. Same for her licking sausage.
Man-Woman has been on Planet Earth for 2.8 Million years or so and smoke detector invented 1890. Just a new law that we got along without for 99.999999999999999% of Human History.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #953,797

@previous (C)

> It used to be illegal for Man to chow down on gals pussy. Same for her licking sausage.
> Man-Woman has been on Planet Earth for 2.8 Million years or so and smoke detector invented 1890. Just a new law that we got along without for 99.999999999999999% of Human History.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #953,801

@previous (Syntax)

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #953,804

@953,797 (Syntax)
Is there a face on that?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #953,806

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
> Man to chow down on gals pussy. Same for her licking sausage.
Hard to imagine a way a face could not be on either.

Miss FAITH OKEKE replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #953,831

@953,804 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
i think you might need glasses

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #953,845

@953,804 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
It’s Syntax’s Face.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #953,892

@953,796 (C)
You’re retarded

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #953,902

@953,845 (A)
But the mouth is closed

Miss FAITH OKEKE replied with this 7 years ago, 26 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #953,914

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
no it's not

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