Topic: List your genetic fuck ups and genetic victories.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #8,258

Fuck ups:
Short legs (mom)
Built generally big (dad)
Flat feet (dad)
Dumb nose (mom)
FUCKING HAIRY EVERYWHERE (dad)

Victories:
Nice skin tone (dad)
Curly black hair that doesn't get damaged easily (dad)
Generally symmetrical features (dad)
Thin legs and arms (mom)
Nice nails (mom)

Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #144,279

> curly, black hair
> not a genetic fuck up

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,282

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
I get complimented on my hair quite often! :D
Post your genetic fuck ups and victories, Wali.

protip !!pMmAiEwOm joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,283

@144,279 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Kill yourself

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,300

Fuck ups:
Brown hair (mom)
Victories:
Blue eyes (both)
Tall (dad)
Pale skin (both, especially mom)
Concave nasal arch (both)
Huge penis (mom)
Thick, slightly wavy hair (dad)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,302

@previous (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
Fat
Aspie

Voice of !WisdomHsuU replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,304

@previous (D)
> fat
Not a genetic fuck up.
> aspie
Neutral

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,306

I don't understand this concept of 'genetic fuck ups' and 'genetic victories'.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,321

Fuck ups:
Asymmetrical face. One eye just slightly lower than the other, one side of my nose curves out a little while the other curves in.
Victories:
Thick eyelashes.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,322

Victory: Really good at rape (father)

Defeat: Born with AIDS and a crack addiction (mother). Really fucked up facial features (aunt, grandfather)

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #144,323

@144,306 (E)
self explanatory. no further explanation can be explained.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #144,374

Victory: Huge cock
Defeat: im short and white like mum, but have my dads long, muscled, nigroidal arms; they drag the ground D:

mew joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #144,386

well i'm just straight up sexy sorry to say
i got both guys and girls all over me
sorry i only like pussy and yeah
but im serious

also dont believe i dont give a single fuck

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 16 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #144,393

@previous (mew)
lol. you are sexy indeed. ;)

mew replied with this 15 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #144,459

@previous (A)
lolty

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #144,468

@144,300 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
aryan master race

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #144,497

victories:
white
blonde/brown hair
blue eyes

loses:
poor vision

yin-yang:
I look very attractive when I'm fit, but it's very hard to keep fit

RonPaul2012 !4EB6xd.Oos joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #144,575

Too hairy

Young face

green joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #144,577

Don't care.

beckyderp !CaTLdYmooc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 year later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,214

@144,300 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
You inherited a huge penis from your mom?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,215

I have a genetic predisposition to developing papillary thyroid cancer. My sister recently had her thyroid removed because of this, and tumours resulting from metastasis removed from her stomach, lungs, and elsewhere. This is the only thing I care about because it scares me.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,218

@144,300 (Voice of !WisdomHsuU)
> Fuck ups:
> Brown hair (mom)
woah that's such a burden on you man

you should get disability welfare for that

got a serious genetic disorder right there

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous O replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,221

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
His parents should be euthanized. We should get becky to look into whether that shit is a tort.

â˜…hennâ˜… joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,237

Fuckups:
genetic alcoholism (mom & dad)

Victories:
nice skin
young looking face
nice facial features
good hair
nice dick
tall

squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,244

Wow, so none of your parents had your fetus screened for genetic diseases and tested for desireable traits? That's so barbaric. They had to cull 15 zygotes before they settled on mine.

â˜…hennâ˜… replied with this 14 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,247

@previous (squeegee !hbZVTk6JYc)
Please, tell us more

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,307

Victories:
Leadership
Ãœbermensch
Fuckups:
Virulent antisemitism
Artistically impaired

derpy !hoovesEJmo joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,309

Who was mew?

Ks notrip joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,311

@previous (derpy !hoovesEJmo)
meowth IRRC

derpy !hoovesEJmo replied with this 14 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,316

Fuck Up:
Clumsy
Forgetful at times
Big ass
Thick thighs
Shy when just meeting, chatterbox when comfortable

Victories:
Pretty green/brown/at times blue gold eyes
Tall
Wide hips
Fair skin
Nice cheek bones
Nice Bone Structures

derpy !hoovesEJmo double-posted this 14 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,317

@369,311 (Ks notrip)
Aaah.

postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+ joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,318

Fuck ups:
Poor vision
ADD
Bow legged
too many moles

Victories:
white
decent facial structure (people say I look like a young Johnny Depp)
Decent height (approx. 5 ft. 11 inches)
Low voice
Minimal body hair.
sexy freckle on my lip

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 14 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 year after the original post[^] [v] #369,320

@previous (postmortem !!Qe8ScDbX+)
> sexy freckle on my lip

Nice try there, trying to write your melanoma off as a victory. We take our eugenics very seriously around here.

Minichan