Topic: Which of the 'Big Three' unemployed losers will be first to get a job

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #82,562

At some point this year?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Cath	2	9%
bert	13	59%
the guy that follows Bert asking about applications	7	32%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #952,920

Bert because he has a proven track record of getting jobs

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,925

@previous (B)
In a way he is the hardest working of any of us because he has had the most jobs

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,926

@previous (C)
Does that make bert the "most employed" of the unemployable?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #952,943

@previous (A)
You remember that kid in school who was an expert on women because he totally made out with a girl at camp once and touched her boob? It's like that. Bert's not the expert employed person that we want, but he can at least be the big fish here in our tiny pond.

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,953

My old boss at the bar messaged me asking if i could work there again but he hasnt gotten back to me because he's taking a break from alcohol and social media,that fucker

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,954

I was on my way to turn in a resume when I saw my girlfriend in the highway

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,956

I already have a job, and an apartment.

Applications guy-1
Bert-0

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #953,102

@previous (G)
I don't have a job..but I live with my mom..

Bert..1..

Loser..0..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,238

It looks like bert wins again!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,239

@952,954 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,306

@previous (I)

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,427

@952,920 (B)

> Bert because he has a proven track record of getting jobs

and a proven track record of losing them..

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,431

This thread is lame and yall should feel lame

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Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 4 months later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #995,886

@previous (K)
no u

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #995,887

@previous (C)

Nice necrobump.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #995,892

> It looks like bert wins again!

Minichan