Topic: Don't touch my FUCKING bacon sandwich...

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #82,520

You heard..all mine...

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later[^] [v] #952,595

I downloaded your bacon sandwich and I don't care, I do what I want and I'll copy paste it over and over. There's nothing you can do.

Anonymous B double-posted this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,596

Look! Look what I did to your sandwich! It's upside down!

Anonymous B triple-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,597

@previous (B)

Alright that's a bit extreme. Here you go.

Anonymous B quadruple-posted this 7 years ago, 39 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,598

@previous (B)

Anonymous B quintuple-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,599

@previous (B)

SIKE!

Anonymous B sextuple-posted this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,600

Your sandwich is delicious

Anonymous B septuple-posted this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,601

Omg. What have I done

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #952,603

@previous (B)

Good stoner/drone metal album cover.

Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #952,608

@previous (C)
I could see some vegan tranny punks on bandcamp going pretty wild for it too.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,618

Undercooked pork is both gross and dangerous.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,620

@previous (E)

Eating undercooked pork: some advice

And once you have decided to take the big step, well, you are spoilt for choice. Our advice, however, is to go about it gradually and to cook your roast slightly less than you would normally do. You know when you carve a saddle of pork and hear that detestable sound similar to a blade slicing a piece of rubber? To avoid this happening, instead of cooking it as usual for an hour (per kilo) at 200 °C, do not exceed 40 minutes. Then just get a load of that extra flavor.

Experiment gradually with other cuts of pork, for instance, with steak cooked in the same way as beef, until finally daring to go as far as the most audacious gourmets: bite-sized pieces of raw sausage meat. Obviously, in this case you have to be certain of the origin and quality of your product, but once this is assured, enjoy this great tasting experience with eyes shut.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,622

Fucking wasters..i will take all of you out...

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,626

I only like crispy bacon

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,627

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I only like Thick extra crispy Thick (did I say Thick?) Bacon.
Will if desperate eat it thin as long as it's extra crispy. Flaccid bacon is as useful as a flaccid penis.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,630

@previous (F)
Agreed

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,640

@952,622 (A)
Not if I take you out first motherfucker..

What..

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Anonymous E double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,642

@952,627 (F)
> Flaccid bacon is as useful as a flaccid penis.

Damn straight...but it should be cooked somewhat..

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,643

@previous (E)
Now share with us. What is today's plan for looking for that new job?
You said you will. Are you a man like Trump who has no honor?
Are you like the Vols football team, always a loser?
Or are you just afraid of work because you suck at it.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,644

Peeps that cook their bacon so well done that it crumbles at the slightest touch should be put in prison..

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,645

@previous (E)
That only happens on thin bacon. Thick bacon can be cooked beyond well done and not fall apart.
You remind me of bert, who will only get soy bacon when you next go to jail.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 5 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,646

@952,643 (H)
God did not create us to sleep eight hours and work ten..

We have been manipulated into that shit..

You need to let me be me...and proceed at my own pace..

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,648

@previous (E)
lol your own pace is what got you thrown out of the Navy.
Your own pace made you a junkie and alcoholic. You're just shiftless and lazy. Typical Southerner.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,649

@previous (J)
Arent you in southern Cali..

Anonymous J replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,650

@previous (E)
Hell NO.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,664

@previous (J)

> Hell NO.

lol

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,708

@952,640 (E)

Bring it..cunt...

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,709

@previous (A)

Inb4 alcoholism does the job for anon E.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 42 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,718

OP
I am somewhat late to this party ''Except I did post as Anon F

What I do notice is that NORMALLY One makes a Bacon Lettuce and Tomato Sandwich. OP what you have there is missing the other two major components

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,721

@previous (Syntax)
You didn't really expect Bert to have veggies on that did you?

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,728

I used to make sandwiches with just bacon and mustard..

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,735

@OP
oh my god, I didn't mean to spill it!

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,736

@previous (M)
You shouldn't drink silicone.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,743

Your bacon is undercooked

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,769

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He is training to be a fry cook at MacDonald's.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 20 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,771

@952,743 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hows stuff..

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Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,773

@previous (E)
She going to tell you to stop being shiftless and lazy.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,774

@previous (Q)
That would be an odd reply to...Hows stuff..

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,778

@previous (E)
Now share with us. What is tomorrows plan for looking for that new job?
You said you will. Are you a man like Trump who has no honor?
Are you like the Vols football team, always a loser?
Or are you just afraid of work because you suck at it.

Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 27 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,791

@952,774 (E)
How did your job app filling out go today?

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,793

@952,743 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Are you going to allow the angry virgin anons to dicktate your actions..

Anonymous L replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,795

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 49 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,812

@952,626 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
PIGGY PIGGY EXTRA CRISPY

Dip Dip !d/LJ4uYjZE replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,826

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> PIGGY PIGGY EXTRA CRISPY

that's how I order my bacon at diners

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 18 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,948

@952,743 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

You could teach me..the proper way...

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,951

@previous (A)
You put the bacon in a frying pan and cook it until it is done, flipping halfway through cooking time

Anonymous K replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,976

also that is a horrific sandwich. is that a square of butter in there

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,989

@952,951 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Have you ever cooked bacon topless..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,991

@previous (E)
Why the fuck would i want to get bacon grease burns

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,992

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I don't know..

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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 7 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,002

@previous (E)
Lrn2cook

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,003

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You could teach me...by candlelight and soft music..

Anonymous E double-posted this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,004

@953,002 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Just kidding tho..

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,031

@previous (E)
every now and again, drink some water, that'll counteract like...you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,040

@952,951 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Good on the grill..

Anonymous T replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #953,041

good night on the grill

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #958,135

Grilling bacon..removes the fat and let's you crisp it up...

That shit is the best when grilled.. Just saying...

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #958,137

Bacon makes me feel sexy..

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