Topic: How to make birds shut the fuck up in the morning
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #82,515
When they start chirping before 6am and you're trying not to feel like a loser for still being awake from the night before.
Are there any good alternatives to throwing ice cubes at them?
Are there any good alternatives to throwing ice cubes at them?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later[^] [v] #952,554
Noise cancelling headphones, or sleep, or hug your partner
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,555
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,556
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 7 years ago, 19 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,558
Chop down your trees.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,559
Move to a new place and don't tell the birds where you'll be.
Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,560
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,561
put a bunch of yard sentinels around your house
Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,562
Rotate the planet so that the sun goes back behind the horizon. That should confuse the fuck out of the birds.
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #952,567
I find that cylindrical foam earplugs are the most comfortable option I've ever used
the foam's curved surface should appear spongy, with the tiny holes, and not solid/smooth.
the foam's curved surface should appear spongy, with the tiny holes, and not solid/smooth.
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #952,568
Thought this was a Svet thread asking how to make a mouthy bint stfu in the morning.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,628
Get a fake owl and put it on your roof. Also get one of those shiny things that scares away birds. Or get a cat.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,633
OP
Put out a large bowl of bird feed. They will stuff themselves and fly off to a tree and take a nap.
Put out a large bowl of bird feed. They will stuff themselves and fly off to a tree and take a nap.
Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,665
@previous (I)
> OP
> Put out a large bowl of bird feed. They will stuff themselves and fly off to a tree and take a nap.
ugh. what
> OP
> Put out a large bowl of bird feed. They will stuff themselves and fly off to a tree and take a nap.
ugh. what
Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,669
@previous (E)Feed the birds. Become a friend of the birds. Tweet to them.
In the meantime as shocking as it may be. Recently someone invented this->