Topic: Tonight I had Cheese

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #82,461

Swiped it off an old ladys hand when she was loading the car she was too slow to catch me lol it was a bunch of fancy cheese. Not too bad although the blue one was seeping some kind of fluid so I was unsure, it had a good taste though must have been expensive, and that's a brie and a goats milk cheese others as well

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #952,184

Here is a picture of my "cheese platter bon vivant"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,186

@previous (A)
is it cg
did you really steal this cheese

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,188

That looks pretty good. Are those sesame seeds or pieces of chopped garlic? Maybe you should steal some wine to enjoy it with.

Also:
Jesus, just steal it out of the fucking store. Why are you robbing old ladies?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #952,190

@previous (C)

On the right is cream cheese from the Isles of sky rolled in pinhead oats

Also old ladies are easier, you just have to give them the old grab and dash. Usually they have some good stuff but today it was just cheese. Yesterday there was a lovely hot jacket potato in the bag too but today i think is the last day I should go back to the Tescos

Tomorrow i will be moving on!

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Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,214

@previous (A)
> I should go back to the Tescos
Have you met Green? He did a bit of slimy stuff but never stole from old ladies.
If you really have no other choice than to steal, how about stealing some game from the Queen of England.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 43 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,218

@previous (D)
> If you really have no other choice than to steal, how about stealing some game from the Queen of England.

"Why don't you gather some of your mates, go down to Buckingham Palace, and kill the old bag?" - Norm

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 25 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,222

You are a real piece of shit

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,224

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
it's wild

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,227

@previous (B)
Targeting old people is fucking hideous

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Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,319

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
They get free money to buy more cheese though

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,320

@952,227 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

They're much easier and you don't have to threaten them like you do with normal women or children.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,338

@previous (A)
You're disgusting

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 31 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,339

@952,319 (Captain Kate Carr)
They don't get much free money. Many of the elderly live in poverty

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,342

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

We should have a unwritten rule that the elderly are allowed to steal from super markets

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,343

@previous (H)
Then young asshats would disguise themselves as elderly tho..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,345

@952,338 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

We all gotta eat lady.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 35 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,348

@previous (A)
She does she. Get a job

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 31 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,349

@952,342 (H)
I agree. I would never prosecute an elderly person for shoplifting

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,358

@952,339 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
They get quite a lot tbh

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,372

@previous (Captain Kate Carr)
Not here. They might where you are
Also how can you defend this rype of behavior? Preying on the weakest members of society

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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,374

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

SS ultimately depends on how much a person actually pays into it over their life, based on the sum of the ammounts taken from each paycheck. Which in most cases, yeah that isn't shit. There are ways to work the system, tho. My mom lives in a place she hates, bc she is able to make more money, which means she pays more into SS, and also has more to put into her 401K.

I'm not saying you're wrong in your views, I'm saying you have to work the SS program to make it work.

Syntax replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,377

@previous (J)
Social Insecurity - It's going up for me TODAY!
Currently it's $44,376/yr and 2 get that I waited till age 70 and the downside is that no matter how much I contributed it still ends up a pittance.
Have not looked to see how much it will increase but for sure it at best will be only good for - WAIT Will look up - 2019 2.8% increase in payments.

WoW just WOW LOLOLOLOL -

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,378

@952,338 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Lighten up, kook. It's survival of the fittest

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 59 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,379

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Lighten up, kook. It's survival of the fittest

survival of the fittest doesn't mean robbing old people
evolutionary fitness likes old people

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,381

@previous (B)
It's only a bit of cheese and he targeted the old bag because he didn't want to do any violence. Seems to me OP needed the calcium. Give him a break

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,405

Anyone stealing from an elderly lady needs to be injured enough to warrant at least a week in the hospital if the theft equals 100 dollars or less.

Over 100 dollars and they should be found weeks or months later as they decompose in the woods.

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,412

@952,372 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Where op is. I'm not defending it but I don't think the victim being an elderly person makes it worse really

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,413

@952,405 (I)
One minute we want to kill boomers then next minute we went special laws to protect them.

Observer II replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,414

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Yo ur not exactly a spring chicken. Only way you can avoid older is the Cocaine you favor which might one day be loaded with Fentanyl.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,415

@previous (Observer II)
I'm generation X. Best generation.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,420

She deserved it for only having cheese anyway, I was hoping for meats

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,424

@previous (A)
Should have grabbed her purse. Then you can get what you want.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,426

@previous (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)

She didn't have her purse in her hand as I was coming home from church so...

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,428

If you are serious you should drown yourself.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,431

@952,426 (A)
> I was coming home from church so...

So much for the Value of Jesus LoL

All that partaking of Jesus blood and body did it to you. Christians that have turned to Cannibalizing as a Metaphor and all.

Next time you are hungry and out and about - Be careful because you're only one step away from doing a Jeffrey Dahmer.

Svet !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,433

@952,428 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Jesus would approve

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,434

I better not tell you all what I did to the kid coming home from the sweetshop a few days ago...

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,436

@previous (A)

Anonymous I replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #952,453

@952,414 (Observer II)
The cocaine might keep the fentanyl from being lethal.
Sounds like a damn good time.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,504

@952,412 (Captain Kate Carr)
Yeah you would think that way

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 7 years ago, 40 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,505

@952,378 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Ugh

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,565

@952,504 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

What's the problem specifically?

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,583

@952,504 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I do that's why I said it

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,621

@952,565 (A)
Don't talk to me. I'm done with this thread

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,624

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Kook OP was lying his ass off.
Just a TROLL.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 6 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #952,625

@952,621 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Can you at least try to make an on topic comment before you leave?

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