Topic: How Indy Came To Be.....The Beginning.
The 2nd Greatest Troll started this discussion 7 years ago #82,366
Date: Wed Sep 22 06:29:52 2004
From: Indy
Subject: Has Anyone Ever...
About three years ago, I discovered Bianca's.
I was doing a google search on "sexual forums," because I sort of
felt like making a silly post just to see what people would say.
One of the first hits was Bianca's Sexual Questions Forum, and I noticed that,
at that time, people posted frequently, and responded to most posts.
So, just for fun, I made a silly post.
I think my first post ever was something along the lines of an excessively large
penis. People laughed and pointed out that I was being silly, and I laughed.
But, as is the case with the internet, it quickly became addictive. The anonymous
ability to post things that would make people react gave me a feeling of power
and naughtiness. I started posting ridiculous things, like that I ejaculated 9 ounces
of semen etc.
Well, I noticed that there was another poster who did the same, only he was
very low-key,and tended to leave if anyone got on his case. His name? Indy.
The original Indy was an Australian bloke who liked to post about menstrual
period sex, andabout how much semen comes out in an orgasm. To this day, I still have no idea
who the original Indy was. He only made the occasional post, but it was a sort
of forum joke to "spot" him and call his bluff, making replies like, "Hi Indy."
Well, I realized that this "Indy" was a comic character who made people
laugh, and I really enjoy making people laugh.
So, I started pretending to be Indy. At first, my goal was to imitate his writing
style, and see if people could spot me. They did. But, that was not enough.
My posts started becoming increasingly absurd in an effort to garner attention.
Before I knew it, I was posting about girlfarts and girlturds, just to see people's
reaction, because it was the most extreme topic I could imagine. Well, they
paid attention! Before I knew it, in a matter of weeks, people were going "Indy
crazy," laughing at the fart posts. I was an instant hit! Of course, the
real "Indy" had left, being too shy to handle the imping and pressure.
So I just took up his persona. The feeling of power and importance that came
with anonymously causing hundreds of people to pay attention to me, to affect
them so much with fart and turd posts that I was disgusting them in real life,
was a drug. For about one year, I went to Bianca's on and off just to stir up
some trouble for fun. At first it was all innocent. Well, one day, I was searching
the internet for some "poop" material, and I came across an article
by this guy who was talking about his girlfriend, who worked in a restaurant,
farting on an obnoxious customer's cake for a joke.
He used the phrase "feces-turd" in describing the smell.
It was so absurd and comical that I copied it. I do not know who originated
this phrase, but he is out there, somewhere. So, just to see the reaction, I used
the phrase "feces-turd" in a Bianca's post, and it was a success! The
phrase was so silly and absurd that people commented on it on droves.
I began to say it aloud at my home because it made me laugh, and for some reason,
saying it together fast as one word was all the more ridiculous and funny.
That was the origin of (pronounced as one word).
The sound it made to actually pronounce "feces-turd" as one word,
combined with the ludicrous idea of including a pronunciation guide on an internet
post, made me laugh, so I did it, and it stuck! Before I knew it, I had a following!
People were making "Indy" posts, and using the phrase "feces-turd
(pronounced as one word)!" I was a star! I never imagined that my silliness
would produce such success, but it did, and it felt great to be affecting so
many people anonymously.
Well, it was at this time that I noticed one particular POSTER in the Fantasy
Forum who really did not like me. His posts all had the same style, with lots
of asterisks and quotation marks in the titles, and short, snippy posts.
He was also fond of copying text and pasting it in a new post. He quickly became
my nemesis and it was clear that he, above everyone, wanted to see me gone.
He wanted to restore the forum to its former glory.
Somehow, on some post, he began to use the name "Jon Kelly." Somehow,
that evolved into "Jon F. Kelly of Nevada," and a legend was
born.
Jon quickly became my nemesis, and did everything he could to destroy
and discredit me. Well, the job I was working at the time allowed me unlimited
internet access, and I could get all my work done while switching often to Bianca's,
and so I began to wage war with Jon F. Kelly. Jon was truly out to destroy me.
What urged me on? Why did I not give up? Primarily, because people were reacting
to me. It is a powerful feeling to disrupt an entire forum, especially with fart and
turd posts. The truth is that I have absolutely no desire to sniff girlfarts or eat girlturds.
The idea disgusts me. But, it was effective in causing outrage in people,
and so I continued.
No matter how many hundreds of posts I made about the flatulence
and feces of girls, people continue to react.
Wow. Now, of course I have neuroses.
Many people do. I have a lack of attention in my real life. I am not a loser.
I hold a good job, am 29 years old, pretty ugly, and I have no friends
and never date. But I have always had issues with rejection and loneliness.
Well, by posting about girlfarts and girlturds, and garnering so much attention,
I had at least a part of my life where people paid attention to me. The anonymity
was all the better, as I could not suffer the social repercussions of such filthy
talk. I began branching out to other fora, and before I knew it, all of Bianca's
was aflame with talk about Indy. Many, many people imped me in every fora,
so it appeared that I was everywhere at once. Many theories were proposed as
to how this could be.
I was a genius hacker, then a supernatural being, then
a mad millionaire who flew around the world daily and used hundreds of computers,
then a charismatic genius leader who had hordes of followers. The truth is
that it was just me, with a few imps. Well, fora began to crumble. As the
mods deleted my posts, I posted all the more. I continued until the mods gave
up. All the while, Jon F. Kelly of Nevada was nipping at my heels, always
trying to expose, uncover, or intimidate me into leaving. But, again, the anonymity
of the internet afforded me courage. I have always used public servers, so
that I cannot be traced.
Hundreds of people use these terminals every day,
without any record of who is there, and so it would be virtually impossible
to track me. Well, before I knew it, I, Indy, was the most notorious and renown
fellow on the internet sexual forum circuit. Bianca, Trianca, Dotcomjunkies,
and all of the rest of the big fora knew me. I was wreaking havoc all over
the internet! The name "Indy," when typed in a google search engine,
would bring up hundreds of links, all of them my work! Surely you can understand
how this sort of fame and notoriety would be intoxicating.
Jon F. Kelly of Laughlin, Nevada was HOT on my trail and he told me that I would
be toast and there was NO escaping his relentless pursuit.
He was going to stop me at all costs and I think he used the expression
"Cold In My Tracks"
Indeed, Jon was relentless in his endeavor!
Well, after about three years of this, Bianca's fell to me. The mods got tired
of it. No matter how many posts they deleted, no matter how many times they banned
me, I used another IP and returned. I drove them crazy. Soon, they gave up, and
Bianca sold the site.
I absolutely do not know how to flood. There is a flooder among us. I suspect
that our flooder is some older man who lives at home with his mother in her basement!
I myself, only have a rudimentary knowledge of computers.
People just started flooding, and other people assumed it was
"Indy," and before I knew it, I was being called the flooder. Well,
even though I did not flood, the reputation of being the flooder caused people
to think even higher of me, that I was some sort of hacking mastermind. I of
course just took the fame and did not deny the flooding. Hahaha. What a brilliant
move.
Well, at this point in history, I have been at my work for three years.
But the real question is this: WHY do I do this? What compelled me to continue
to post about farts and turds for five years? Well, I suspect that any human
being, at some level, desires power, praise, and recognition. And even negative
attention and power is better than none. I happened to stumble upon a formula
that brings those things, and the anonymous power makes me feel good. It is
as simple as that. Now don't get me wrong! I am NOT a bad person. I do not
do things that actually harm people. I just do not think that sexual fora are
all that important. Fora where people post sex stories, well, are hardly important.
Destroying them does not really harm anyone. In real life, I am a good person.
I do not hurt others. I do charity work. I work hard and give my mother money
every month. But something about the anonymous power...it is seductive. So,
that is my, Indy's, story. There is nothing more or less complicated than that.
That is my story, and everything I have said is true. Indy is just a character
I play, sort of like Martin Short played Ed Grimley, or Woody Allen played Alvy
Singer. Indy is just a character. Nothing more, nothing less. If you met me in real
life, you would find an intelligent, handsome, capable man with a decent career who has fun,
provides for his mother, and dates. I am nothing special.
But I truly believe that my character Indy is one of the great literary
creations of our century. You may agree or disagree, but one thing you cannot
deny: Indy has had more influence on the entire internet than any other person
or character. Long live Indy! (pronounced as one word)
Now if you believe all of this bullshit I have a dandy bridge located in the
San Francisco Bay that I will let you have at an exceptionally great price. Is
it a deal?
Thank you very much for reading this BIG piece of literary trash and you just
might consider this my farewell ....
If anyone would care enough to send me e-mail .... [email protected]
From: Indy
Subject: Has Anyone Ever...
About three years ago, I discovered Bianca's.
I was doing a google search on "sexual forums," because I sort of
felt like making a silly post just to see what people would say.
One of the first hits was Bianca's Sexual Questions Forum, and I noticed that,
at that time, people posted frequently, and responded to most posts.
So, just for fun, I made a silly post.
I think my first post ever was something along the lines of an excessively large
penis. People laughed and pointed out that I was being silly, and I laughed.
But, as is the case with the internet, it quickly became addictive. The anonymous
ability to post things that would make people react gave me a feeling of power
and naughtiness. I started posting ridiculous things, like that I ejaculated 9 ounces
of semen etc.
Well, I noticed that there was another poster who did the same, only he was
very low-key,and tended to leave if anyone got on his case. His name? Indy.
The original Indy was an Australian bloke who liked to post about menstrual
period sex, andabout how much semen comes out in an orgasm. To this day, I still have no idea
who the original Indy was. He only made the occasional post, but it was a sort
of forum joke to "spot" him and call his bluff, making replies like, "Hi Indy."
Well, I realized that this "Indy" was a comic character who made people
laugh, and I really enjoy making people laugh.
So, I started pretending to be Indy. At first, my goal was to imitate his writing
style, and see if people could spot me. They did. But, that was not enough.
My posts started becoming increasingly absurd in an effort to garner attention.
Before I knew it, I was posting about girlfarts and girlturds, just to see people's
reaction, because it was the most extreme topic I could imagine. Well, they
paid attention! Before I knew it, in a matter of weeks, people were going "Indy
crazy," laughing at the fart posts. I was an instant hit! Of course, the
real "Indy" had left, being too shy to handle the imping and pressure.
So I just took up his persona. The feeling of power and importance that came
with anonymously causing hundreds of people to pay attention to me, to affect
them so much with fart and turd posts that I was disgusting them in real life,
was a drug. For about one year, I went to Bianca's on and off just to stir up
some trouble for fun. At first it was all innocent. Well, one day, I was searching
the internet for some "poop" material, and I came across an article
by this guy who was talking about his girlfriend, who worked in a restaurant,
farting on an obnoxious customer's cake for a joke.
He used the phrase "feces-turd" in describing the smell.
It was so absurd and comical that I copied it. I do not know who originated
this phrase, but he is out there, somewhere. So, just to see the reaction, I used
the phrase "feces-turd" in a Bianca's post, and it was a success! The
phrase was so silly and absurd that people commented on it on droves.
I began to say it aloud at my home because it made me laugh, and for some reason,
saying it together fast as one word was all the more ridiculous and funny.
That was the origin of (pronounced as one word).
The sound it made to actually pronounce "feces-turd" as one word,
combined with the ludicrous idea of including a pronunciation guide on an internet
post, made me laugh, so I did it, and it stuck! Before I knew it, I had a following!
People were making "Indy" posts, and using the phrase "feces-turd
(pronounced as one word)!" I was a star! I never imagined that my silliness
would produce such success, but it did, and it felt great to be affecting so
many people anonymously.
Well, it was at this time that I noticed one particular POSTER in the Fantasy
Forum who really did not like me. His posts all had the same style, with lots
of asterisks and quotation marks in the titles, and short, snippy posts.
He was also fond of copying text and pasting it in a new post. He quickly became
my nemesis and it was clear that he, above everyone, wanted to see me gone.
He wanted to restore the forum to its former glory.
Somehow, on some post, he began to use the name "Jon Kelly." Somehow,
that evolved into "Jon F. Kelly of Nevada," and a legend was
born.
Jon quickly became my nemesis, and did everything he could to destroy
and discredit me. Well, the job I was working at the time allowed me unlimited
internet access, and I could get all my work done while switching often to Bianca's,
and so I began to wage war with Jon F. Kelly. Jon was truly out to destroy me.
What urged me on? Why did I not give up? Primarily, because people were reacting
to me. It is a powerful feeling to disrupt an entire forum, especially with fart and
turd posts. The truth is that I have absolutely no desire to sniff girlfarts or eat girlturds.
The idea disgusts me. But, it was effective in causing outrage in people,
and so I continued.
No matter how many hundreds of posts I made about the flatulence
and feces of girls, people continue to react.
Wow. Now, of course I have neuroses.
Many people do. I have a lack of attention in my real life. I am not a loser.
I hold a good job, am 29 years old, pretty ugly, and I have no friends
and never date. But I have always had issues with rejection and loneliness.
Well, by posting about girlfarts and girlturds, and garnering so much attention,
I had at least a part of my life where people paid attention to me. The anonymity
was all the better, as I could not suffer the social repercussions of such filthy
talk. I began branching out to other fora, and before I knew it, all of Bianca's
was aflame with talk about Indy. Many, many people imped me in every fora,
so it appeared that I was everywhere at once. Many theories were proposed as
to how this could be.
I was a genius hacker, then a supernatural being, then
a mad millionaire who flew around the world daily and used hundreds of computers,
then a charismatic genius leader who had hordes of followers. The truth is
that it was just me, with a few imps. Well, fora began to crumble. As the
mods deleted my posts, I posted all the more. I continued until the mods gave
up. All the while, Jon F. Kelly of Nevada was nipping at my heels, always
trying to expose, uncover, or intimidate me into leaving. But, again, the anonymity
of the internet afforded me courage. I have always used public servers, so
that I cannot be traced.
Hundreds of people use these terminals every day,
without any record of who is there, and so it would be virtually impossible
to track me. Well, before I knew it, I, Indy, was the most notorious and renown
fellow on the internet sexual forum circuit. Bianca, Trianca, Dotcomjunkies,
and all of the rest of the big fora knew me. I was wreaking havoc all over
the internet! The name "Indy," when typed in a google search engine,
would bring up hundreds of links, all of them my work! Surely you can understand
how this sort of fame and notoriety would be intoxicating.
Jon F. Kelly of Laughlin, Nevada was HOT on my trail and he told me that I would
be toast and there was NO escaping his relentless pursuit.
He was going to stop me at all costs and I think he used the expression
"Cold In My Tracks"
Indeed, Jon was relentless in his endeavor!
Well, after about three years of this, Bianca's fell to me. The mods got tired
of it. No matter how many posts they deleted, no matter how many times they banned
me, I used another IP and returned. I drove them crazy. Soon, they gave up, and
Bianca sold the site.
I absolutely do not know how to flood. There is a flooder among us. I suspect
that our flooder is some older man who lives at home with his mother in her basement!
I myself, only have a rudimentary knowledge of computers.
People just started flooding, and other people assumed it was
"Indy," and before I knew it, I was being called the flooder. Well,
even though I did not flood, the reputation of being the flooder caused people
to think even higher of me, that I was some sort of hacking mastermind. I of
course just took the fame and did not deny the flooding. Hahaha. What a brilliant
move.
Well, at this point in history, I have been at my work for three years.
But the real question is this: WHY do I do this? What compelled me to continue
to post about farts and turds for five years? Well, I suspect that any human
being, at some level, desires power, praise, and recognition. And even negative
attention and power is better than none. I happened to stumble upon a formula
that brings those things, and the anonymous power makes me feel good. It is
as simple as that. Now don't get me wrong! I am NOT a bad person. I do not
do things that actually harm people. I just do not think that sexual fora are
all that important. Fora where people post sex stories, well, are hardly important.
Destroying them does not really harm anyone. In real life, I am a good person.
I do not hurt others. I do charity work. I work hard and give my mother money
every month. But something about the anonymous power...it is seductive. So,
that is my, Indy's, story. There is nothing more or less complicated than that.
That is my story, and everything I have said is true. Indy is just a character
I play, sort of like Martin Short played Ed Grimley, or Woody Allen played Alvy
Singer. Indy is just a character. Nothing more, nothing less. If you met me in real
life, you would find an intelligent, handsome, capable man with a decent career who has fun,
provides for his mother, and dates. I am nothing special.
But I truly believe that my character Indy is one of the great literary
creations of our century. You may agree or disagree, but one thing you cannot
deny: Indy has had more influence on the entire internet than any other person
or character. Long live Indy! (pronounced as one word)
Now if you believe all of this bullshit I have a dandy bridge located in the
San Francisco Bay that I will let you have at an exceptionally great price. Is
it a deal?
Thank you very much for reading this BIG piece of literary trash and you just
might consider this my farewell ....
If anyone would care enough to send me e-mail .... [email protected]
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #951,533
TL;DR.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #951,534
lol
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #951,536
There is an Indy in every era throughout history; as the mantle of being Indy has been passed down through the generations. Every puff of air the feces-turds (pronounced as one word) touches, that is his kingdom.
(Edited 15 seconds later.)
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #951,538
Indy is a genius with an IQ of 181
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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 8 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #951,541
'Indy' used to go on boards at biancas and flood the boards..
He would post the same thing like 150 times and the mods wouldnt clear it for hours at a time when it was first happening..
He would post the same thing like 150 times and the mods wouldnt clear it for hours at a time when it was first happening..
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 56 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #951,543
@951,541 (G)
He just attempted a new topic about how his family taught him to make his life all about feces. Feces is the only thing his family is proud of. Mods quickly deleted it.
He just attempted a new topic about how his family taught him to make his life all about feces. Feces is the only thing his family is proud of. Mods quickly deleted it.
Beeboly !ORUKPTjSoM replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #951,544
Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #951,545
@previous (Beeboly !ORUKPTjSoM)
How many more years will you roll yourself in poo, to attract a love one.
How many more years will you roll yourself in poo, to attract a love one.
Beeboly !ORUKPTjSoM replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #951,546
@previous (F)
You are truly the only one here who constantly posts about poo. Without you, there would be no poop posts here at all.
You are truly the only one here who constantly posts about poo. Without you, there would be no poop posts here at all.
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@951,546 (Beeboly !ORUKPTjSoM)
I bet mods can confirm who made the most poopoo threads and posts in 2018, and I bet you'll top the list.
I bet mods can confirm who made the most poopoo threads and posts in 2018, and I bet you'll top the list.
Beeboly !ORUKPTjSoM replied with this 7 years ago, 7 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #951,554
@previous (J)
Oh, look! Lynne is using multiple UIDs to talk to himself again. Dementia is such a sad disease.
Oh, look! Lynne is using multiple UIDs to talk to himself again. Dementia is such a sad disease.
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@OP
> I am 29 years old
haha
> pretty ugly, and never date
> you would find an intelligent, handsome, capable man with a decent career who has fun,
provides for his mother, and dates
loool
i liked it bravo
> I am 29 years old
haha
> pretty ugly, and never date
> you would find an intelligent, handsome, capable man with a decent career who has fun,
provides for his mother, and dates
loool
i liked it bravo