Topic: Spent a shit load of money on face wash

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #82,335

I bought:

Clinique For Men ™ Charcoal Face Wash

I'm not so sure about my intelligence anymore. If that face wash doesn't make me look at least 15% more human, I'll spend my life bad mouthing it.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 7 years ago, 6 hours later[^] [v] #951,299

Complete silence huh? Yall are some judgemental bastards I'll tell you. I HAD to buy it ok? Ok!?

Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,300

I had some of that stuff, it's good but keep it away from your eyes if it has menthol in like mine did!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,304

@previous (Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o)

But at least your eyes smelled fresh right?

Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,307

@previous (A)

Yeah and the activated charcoal really purified my mug, I got this other stuff that conceals acne and pock marks which I use all the time.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,312

@previous (Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o)

This is the first time I'll be using this Charcoal stuff, I've never heard about it before and it's good to know you can also use it on your mug.

Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,314

@previous (A)

It is best to have a steam treatment first to open your pores.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,318

@951,299 (A)

> Complete silence huh? Yall are some judgemental bastards I'll tell you. I HAD to buy it ok? Ok!?

Good thing you're not Catherine. She has to buy one for women and one for men and mix them as she goes on her journey.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 41 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,319

@951,314 (Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o)

Thanks for the tip, does a steamy shower count as steam treatment?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,320

@951,312 (A)
i wonder who made that mug

Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,322

@951,319 (A)

It will suffice but it's not good as an actual steam treatment, you can get one from a Turkish barbers and see the difference

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,327

@951,318 (C)

Psychoanalysis would consider that hysteric

@951,320 (D)

A great artist, picture related

@previous (Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o)

Are you some kind of aristocratic elite?

Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o replied with this 7 years ago, 48 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,328

@previous (A)

No it costs next to nothing for a cleansing steam treatment

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,330

@951,327 (A)
ah, Dave Schwimmer
duh

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,336

@951,328 (Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o)

Maybe I'll try this some time, it really has results?

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,337

this draad reminds me of Ross's leather pants

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,339

@previous (D)

Lmao that episode holy shit

Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o replied with this 7 years ago, 56 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,366

@951,336 (A)

they wrap a towel around your face and leave a machine steaming in there, makes your skin look fresh and pure as fuck

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,373

I don't think that pores actually open or close

Thanks Google joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,377

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
The myth: Pores open and close. The truth: Despite what your mother told you, you can't steam your pores open. “Pores do not have muscles around their opening to allow them to open and close,” says Pon. However, steaming the skin can help loosen up underlying debris, making blackheads easier to extract.

Tater Tot Man !Z3D1x2sS7o replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #951,381

@previous (Thanks Google)

Like I said, pop down to your local Turkish barbers and get a Turkish steam shave.

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