Topic: Would you rather...

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #82,196

Get a BJ from Bert, or let Eco drag his weird balls on your face?

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Bert Job	-	0%
Weird balls	1	13%
Suicide, preferably under $20.	7	88%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #950,350

Why not both?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 33 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #950,358

Free mustache rides for the ladies..

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #950,371

ty b

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #950,372

@950,358 (C)

> Free mustache rides for the ladies..

Time to fill out a job application.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,396

@950,358 (C)
So you're on here instead of filling out job apps.

Yup, you'll be in tent city again soon.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,398

@previous (F)
I was never in tent city..

My set up was in town but in a secluded spot and hidden..

Anonymous D replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,400

@previous (C)

> I was never in tent city..
>
> My set up was in town but in a secluded spot and hidden..

how many tents were there

Anonymous F replied with this 7 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,407

@950,398 (C)
It was not secluded. You cried about your tent neighbor and his girlfriend, and you cried about them breaking into your tent and stealing socks.

You also complained about other people who were staying there.

Anonymous C replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,410

@950,400 (D)
We had five tents at one time...at other times it was just myself..

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,413

@previous (C)

Your stink was too much and scared the other hobos off? Damn, you one stinky bitch.

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 42 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,414

@950,410 (C)
There are towns with only five houses.
> at other times it was just myself..
Have you stacked out your next tent location?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,457

How can an unemployed person give me a blow job?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,459

@previous (G)

Bert is the expert in that field, he finds a way.

Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,461

@previous (A)
I ask because he'd have to pay a lot of money to even get in my presence. I don't think he'd find a way unless he wants to be shot at.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,464

@previous (G)

This is a hypothetical life-on-the-line type scenario. Real world factors have no precedence in this thread.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 51 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,465

How long would each respective ordeal take?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,468

@previous (H)

Bert goes after the juice like a crackhead after crack rocks, so 10-15 minutes there. Eco would probably lovingly drag his weird balls over every square inch of your face, and top it of with a peck on the cheek and an "I love you," probably about 30-45 minutes there. Suicide varies from method to method.

Minichan