Topic: What's the weirdest thing you've ever lied about?
Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #82,165
Well, fora?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #950,162
Space reptiles.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #950,184
How small my penis is.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #950,194
I told one guy that I wasn’t a virgin. He actually believe me. Lol.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #950,195
Omen !CkymLi5CYY joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,204
Being a military police officer.
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Big Daddy Derek !Uvm54ORbmo replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,207
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,273
Stfu...clown..
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,284
The ammount I urinate.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,286
Idk if I've ever lied about anything.
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,294
I once said anon J's mom was a lousy fuck..
But I was just making up shit about her cause she was always too lazy to cook me breakfast the next morning..
But I was just making up shit about her cause she was always too lazy to cook me breakfast the next morning..
Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,295
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Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,310
Being a preacher for the Catholic Church.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,313
@950,286 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> Idk if I've ever lied about anything.
You told Gomer you were a virgin?
> Idk if I've ever lied about anything.
You told Gomer you were a virgin?
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,314
@950,310 (Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2)
That's a terrible thing to lie about. Let me know if you need advice on how to enter a seminary and become a bona fide priest like me. God bless you my child!
That's a terrible thing to lie about. Let me know if you need advice on how to enter a seminary and become a bona fide priest like me. God bless you my child!
Syntax joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,322
My urges with children.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,341
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 50 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,343
i wasn't drunk
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 17 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,344
The most weirdest? I don't know, i mean there's a lot of fucked up shit but the most weirdest? Hmmmm.
I got out of gym class by telling my mom i was gay and thus couldn't stand being in the locker room with the other boys. It was kind of true though, a half truth. It sucked so much having to shower together.
I got out of gym class by telling my mom i was gay and thus couldn't stand being in the locker room with the other boys. It was kind of true though, a half truth. It sucked so much having to shower together.
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@950,344 (M)
> I got out of gym class by telling my mom i was gay and thus couldn't stand being in the locker room with the other boys. It was kind of true though, a half truth.
> It sucked so much having to shower together.
From my hetrosexual prospective - Could be really nice having to hang with girls is their locker rooms and showers. So why would you give up the opportunity to get a larger view of those that turn you on.
> I got out of gym class by telling my mom i was gay and thus couldn't stand being in the locker room with the other boys. It was kind of true though, a half truth.
> It sucked so much having to shower together.
From my hetrosexual prospective - Could be really nice having to hang with girls is their locker rooms and showers. So why would you give up the opportunity to get a larger view of those that turn you on.
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Ks joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #950,517
Being stabbed. I've had a few knives pulled on me, but I've haven't been stabbed yet.
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #950,518
@previous (Ks)
Ks! We're all dying to know, since you were such a staunch proponent of his in 2012 - did you vote for Donald J. Trump?
Ks! We're all dying to know, since you were such a staunch proponent of his in 2012 - did you vote for Donald J. Trump?
Anonymous S double-posted this 7 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #950,519
@950,422 (Q)
He said he "half-lied". He could have been lying about hating taking communal showers. Maybe he's half gay
He said he "half-lied". He could have been lying about hating taking communal showers. Maybe he's half gay
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Ks replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #950,521
@950,518 (S)
I don't remember ever talking about Donald Trump here or anywhere else, really. But no, I didn't vote for Trump. Fuck that guy and all the people who believe a wall is a good idea.
I don't remember ever talking about Donald Trump here or anywhere else, really. But no, I didn't vote for Trump. Fuck that guy and all the people who believe a wall is a good idea.
Anonymous G replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #950,526
Ks replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #950,529
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Anonymous S replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #951,149
@950,521 (Ks)
> I don't remember ever talking about Donald Trump here or anywhere else, really. But no, I didn't vote for Trump. Fuck that guy and all the people who believe a wall is a good idea.
http://minichan.org/topic/6995#reply_122883
fake ass ks
> I don't remember ever talking about Donald Trump here or anywhere else, really. But no, I didn't vote for Trump. Fuck that guy and all the people who believe a wall is a good idea.
http://minichan.org/topic/6995#reply_122883
fake ass ks
Ks replied with this 7 years ago, 1 week later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #954,514
Anonymous S replied with this 7 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #954,893
@previous (Ks)
pfft. hipster ass ks. 'i liked trump before it was cool and now i don't because it's not!'
wack ass
jk
pfft. hipster ass ks. 'i liked trump before it was cool and now i don't because it's not!'
wack ass
jk
Ks replied with this 7 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #954,906
@previous (S)
Lol.
From what I understand Trump is right about some of our trade deals. He could have made that the focus of his administration and been very successful and liked. I don't know what he's doing, it's a disaster.
Lol.
From what I understand Trump is right about some of our trade deals. He could have made that the focus of his administration and been very successful and liked. I don't know what he's doing, it's a disaster.
Anonymous S replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #955,356
Ks replied with this 7 years ago, 3 days later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #956,315
@previous (S)
We buy so much stuff from all these countries, we should never getting shafted. Even from a conservative perspective there's so many things that could be improved. Trump is squandering this presidency. Unless there's something I'm missing, I don't follow too closely. Trump will likely have another term to sort it out, though.
We buy so much stuff from all these countries, we should never getting shafted. Even from a conservative perspective there's so many things that could be improved. Trump is squandering this presidency. Unless there's something I'm missing, I don't follow too closely. Trump will likely have another term to sort it out, though.