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Topic: Matt, what do you think of essay writing sites? Would you write essays for extra money?

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #82,149

Do you judge academics or graduates who do it?

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #950,024

I do not have a problem with selling essays for money. It is easy for me to research who the student is, where he attends school, and who his professor is. If the student fails to pay me alot of money, I threaten to expose him LMAO!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,032

@previous (B)

Blackmailing college students? Sounds like my kind of gig.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,035

You can write essays for money? What the fuck?

Indy replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,046

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Yes! Alot of students only attend higher education because their parents bribe the admission officers. Those students have lots of pocket money and are terrified of being sent overseas to a boarding school.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,047

@950,024 (B)

> It is easy for me to research who the student is, where he attends school

So basically, you admit you're a stalker?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,049

@950,024 (B)
LMAO have you done this

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,050

@950,046 (Indy)
I would love to write essays as a job, but this shit sounds shady as fuck. Not to mention unethical.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,052

@previous (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)
Porn essays is where the money is at. Otherwise no one reads any other essays anymore.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,053

@950,050 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> I would love to write essays as a job, but this shit sounds shady as fuck. Not to mention unethical.

Also, you're dumb as fuck and nobody would ever pay you to write to their essays.

Catherine !ttGirlsPl2 replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,054

@previous (G)
Sure they would once they learn I get A’s and B’s on my essays.

Of course, these services are likely anonymous for their writers.

Thanks Google joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,055

Listing the top essays that earned 16 to 40 cents a word.

“My Gynecologist Found a Ball of Cat Hair in My Vagina,” published by xoJane, or a notorious lost-tampon chronicle published by Jezebel. There were essays that incited outrage for the life styles they described, like the one about pretending to live in the Victorian era, or Cat Marnell’s oeuvre. There were those that incited outrage by giving voice to horrible, uncharitable thoughts, like “My Former Friend’s Death Was a Blessing” (xoJane again) and “I’m Not Going to Pretend I’m Poor to Be Accepted by You” (Thought Catalog). Finally, there were those essays that directed outrage at society by describing incidents of sexism, abuse, or rape.

Indy joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 44 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,057

Real Indy here. Unethical. No can do. Thanks.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,065

@950,054 (Catherine !ttGirlsPl2)

> Sure they would once they learn I get A’s and B’s on my essays.
lmaoooooooo

The Real Indy !jX5gXrgCnw replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,071

As per my online university diploma, I am qualified to write an essay. But as the lazy fuck I am, I shall not.
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