Topic: maybe we should breed much larger doves so that they become good for cuddling

Sheila LaBoof started this discussion 7 years ago #82,146

it would be swell

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #949,995

Large birds are scary. Cats look cuddly when they are small too, but I think snuggling with a lion would be a pretty tense situation.

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Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #949,997

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #950,001

And then you sense a change
Nothin' feels the same
All your dreams are strange
Dove comes walkin' in
Some kind of alien
Waits for the opening
Simply pulls a string
Dove comes walkin' in
(Guitar Solo)
Dove comes walkin' in
Baby, pull the string
Dove comes walkin' in
Dove comes walkin' in, yeah!
Huh-uh! Ye-ah, oh-oh oh

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #950,003

What are doves? Baby don’t bird me, don’t bird me, condor.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,039

@OP

That sounds pterrifying.

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,073

ha, hey that reminds of the origin of the name Columbus, variant of the Latin word meaning "dove"
so that makes Columbia the Land of the Doves

Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,157

@950,039 (E)
9/10 Bud

Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #950,490

How big

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #950,514

well, so that your arms can go around them nicely

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,593

Oh em i would want them bigger

Ks joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,594

I have a turkey and a peacock, they are not good for cuddling.

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,596

Do pigeons have those barbed penises ducks have

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,600

@OP

Awesome thraad!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,693

@950,596 (Captain Kate Carr)
no ducks are pretty much the only birds with penæ
other birds perfom a cloacal kiss

Captain Kate Carr replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,781

@previous (I)
Gay

Sheila LaBoof (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,795

look this blue jay wants to come indoors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np6cKuGN2tE

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,798

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)

Blue jays are almost as big of assholes as grackles.

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,826

@previous (E)
I still like them though

Anonymous E replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,830

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

They are very pretty, but huge dicks.

Anonymous H replied with this 7 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,851

I like redheaded woodpeckers...we see them around here from time to time..

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 7 years ago, 22 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #950,857

@previous (H)
I love woodpeckers! We have a park here where you can see four different kinds.

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