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Topic: Bert, I am worried about your health

Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago #82,141

You claim in another thread to be "healthy as a damn ox," but given your diet of all fast-food, your Everclear hard-drinking habit, your sedentary lifestyle, and your lack of hygiene and medical care, chances are you have high blood pressure, fatty liver, and pre-diabetes. Will you please go see a doctor? I think that you can get on Medicare and see one for free. Please, Bert. We all love you, and want you to live a long, healthy life!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #949,970

Your concern is touching..

It is about time for an assessment..

I will share the results.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 48 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #949,987

@previous (B)
Great news!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #949,989

@previous (A)
yeah this went smoothly

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #949,996

hey I just found a youtube channel for aspiring medical students apparently
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3VWbWk8qDBiF0741izgpQg/videos

The style isn't annoying to me yet and seems interesting, as I was clickbaited by The truth about standing desks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhkigA368mE

q. joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 11 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,069

bert the turt.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,076

@OP

> You claim in another thread to be "healthy as a damn ox," but given your diet of all fast-food, your Everclear hard-drinking habit, your sedentary lifestyle, and your lack of hygiene and medical care, chances are you have high blood pressure, fatty liver, and pre-diabetes. Will you please go see a doctor? I think that you can get on Medicare and see one for free. Please, Bert. We all love you, and want you to live a long, healthy life!

You are in touch with reality enough to realize that isn't really the real Bert posting all of this drivel don't you?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,182

@OPenis
> Please, Bert. We all love you, and want you to live a long, healthy life!

Nice WE Post, and no, I don't want him to live a long, healthy life. As a matter of fact, I wish his heart would give out right this second.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 10 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,187

@previous (G)
What sort of horrible life have you lived to cause you to be so bitter, hateful, and miserable, praytell?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,228

Being unemployed is even more unhealthy than all the stuff you listed. It will deteriorate you slowly but steady. I'm all for the death of bert, though. Nice wepost, @OPenis

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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 59 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #950,235

Bert has already passed, psychotic fucktard troll.
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