Anonymous A started this discussion 7 years ago#82,054
...what would you give him this Christmas?
What do you give someone who has everything and more?
He can heal the sick, so don't give him an aspirin.
He can walk on water, so don't give him support.
If the Lord were alive today, what would you give him this Christmas?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#949,392
I mean, gold, frankensense, and myhrr seem the obvious choice.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#949,393
> He can heal the sick
No evidence that this is true.
I think the best gift is a good book to read. Plumbing for instance the how too's. So next time he decides to create people on some other planet he understands you do not put the sewage system so super close to the Vagina.
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Anonymous B replied with this 7 years ago, 49 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#949,394
@previous (C)
Boy, you sure do talk about poop and buttholes a lot.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#949,396
I'd buy him some bud.
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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 24 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^][v]#949,408
Some rope so he can hang himself
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#949,481
his title is "annointed one" so he may like getting oil rubs
Captain Kate Carr joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#949,510
@949,393 (C)
How is the anus more of a sewage system then the vagina
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 7 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#949,554
a 20 dollar gift certificate to pizza joes
Anonymous H double-posted this 7 years ago, 46 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#949,555
> >He can heal the sick > No evidence that this is true. > > I think the best gift is a good book to read. Plumbing for instance the how too's. So next time he decides to create people on some other planet he understands you do not put the sewage system so super close to the Vagina.
what's wrong with you
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 7 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^][v]#949,556